Cugalabanza

Silver Jews! Silver Jews! Silver Jews! (by the way, the Silver Jews are very very good)

I would not be surprised if she becomes the next Governor.

Yeah, it's funny that all these rich people are having tons of great sex, but not with each other.

As a person of moderate income, I find this insulting and discriminatory. Besides, all this sex-in-a-private-jet stuff is overrated. You can get a perfectly good handjob for $5 down at the bus station.

Yeesh! That'll shrink anybody's jpeg.

Wow! That's just awesome! Congratulations!

I guess it's true what they say: Every time a rookie poster farts, a Blue-Square-Fairy gets its wings... because you're up to TWO NOW!!!

I poop too much.

That WOULD spice up the party a bit.

Diminishing returns. A few years ago, when my junky old car finally crapped out for good, I went shopping for new one. I could not justify spending $15,000 or more on a new vehicle. That's why I have a fleet of 30 beat up Dodge Omnis instead. If I stall out somewhere, I just abandon the thing, take the plate home and stick it on one of the reserves. No way in hell you're gonna catch me paying $4,000 for poon. The way I look at it, that's at least 8 Dodge Omnis right there. That's 2 months worth of transportation.

Oof! That's some pretty bold talk from a one-blue-square-havin' son of a beyotch.

Yes. Apparently, the flux capacitor got totally Rosened!

1 write-in vote for Jeannie.

I can't afford diamonds, but a pearl necklace I could do.

I know--look at me. I lost my precious sixth blue square! And I need to do something to fix up my avatar--it looks a little ragged. Damn you, Rubeo!

Well done!

I liked Shawn of the Dead very much, but Hot Fuzz didn't do it for me.

WARNING: Gratuitous and explicit cuteness Several years ago this woman found a sick, malnourished lion cub in the jungle. She took the cub home and fed him and brought him up until he was too big to keep anymore. Then she made arrangements with a zoo in Colombia to take the lion. Here's a video of what happened when she went to visit him in the zoo for the first time... video

day 2

I just spoke with a lawyer friend of mine who has experience in this area. Apparently there is signifcant Man Law® precedent which indicates that a man may consume fruity drinks if at least one of the following conditions is met: - You're outside and it's sunny - There is no other liquor available and your team's playoff game is on tv - You recently became wealthy and quit your job - It is part of a clandestine plot to have sex with one or more of the women at your table

Can any of our experts here advise if this is in violation of any existing Man Laws® ? It's fruity, yes, but it's also loaded with booze. Maybe there is some kind of warm weather exemption for this?

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If you think about it, the fact that she leaked this to the press proves that she cares less about the welfare of her daughter than about scoring a big public humiliation against her ex-husband. This poor kid has two raving egomaniacs for parents and they are not above using their kid as a weapon against each other. I'd say this one is headed to douchebag overtime.

I have to call shenanigans on this. He actually does have an impressive body of work. I would give him high grades for all of the following: Glengarry Glen Ross Outside Providence State and Main The Cooler Many people would mention the Hunt For Red October type stuff (although I haven't seen any of it) Plus, he has been very funny on tv., notably SNL and The Simpsons Of course, none of this could excuse him from verbally abusing an 11 year old girl. Obviously, he has some issues with being a hot-head abusive prick and I can't defend him for that. He is a good actor though.

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