Cugalabanza

No brainer.

Scofflaw? What are they gonna do, throw him in the hooskow? Anyway, good for you. These people need to be busted.

Happy Birthday, blokes! Crayonz, once again, can go jump in a pile of canadian hamster dookie, the lousy cheating bastard.

There is a Jack Nicholson quote that I don't necessarily agree with 100%, but which I think is applicable to this film: "People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch." I have not read the book, but I have seen the movie. The Nietzsche's Superman bit seems like a reach to me. Like over-intellectualizing to make an idea fit. But maybe that theme was worked more in the book.

I am agreeable to this perspective. Now we wait.

First, get together about 15 of your skinniest, flashiest-dressing buddies. Then, go to your local Crips hangout and challenge them to a dance contest! If there's one thing those guys respect, it's some fresh snappy dance steps.

I agree completely. He'd be joining an established organization known worldwide for its excellence in smokin' suckaz (wit and witout logic), dope rhymes, chronic smoking, pants dropping, etc… the full gangsta curriculum. Just look at the distinguished Crips alumni register… Snoop Dogg - Rollin' 20's Crips Goldie Loc - Rollin' 20's Crips Warren G - Rollin' 20's Crips Nate Dogg - Rollin' 20's Crips The Dove Shack - Rollin' 20's Crips Kurupt - Rollin' 60's Crips CJ Mac - Rollin' 60's Crips Ice Cube - Rollin' 60's Crips Kieta Rock - Rollin' 60's Crips Tha Comradz - Rollin' 60's Crips Daz Dillinger - 21st Street Crips Lil' C Style - 19th Street Crips Tray Deee - Insane Crips Battlecat - Insane Crips Bad Azz - Insane Crips Swoop G - Insane Crips Slip Capone - LBC Crips So Sentrelle - LBC Crips Lil' 1/2 Dead - LBC Crips South Central Cartel - Hoover Crips Ice-T - Hoover Crips Coolio - Corner Pocket Crips W.C. - 111 Neighborhood Crips Eazy-E - Kelly Park Compton Crips MC Ren - Kelly Park Compton Crips Tweedy Bird Loc - Kelly Park Compton Crips C.P.O. - Kelly Park Compton Crips B.G. Knocc Out - Nutty Blocc Compton Crips Dresta - Nutty Blocc Compton Crips Tone Loc - South Side Compton Crips MC Eiht - Tragnew Park Compton Crips Big Syke - Inglewood Imperial Village Crips Jay-o Felony - NHC 47 Blocc Crips (San Diego) Lil' CS - East Dago Mob Crips (San Diego) C-Bo - Garden Blocc 19th Street Crips (Sacramento) New Breed Of Hustlas - P.J. Riverside Crips Kokane - 357 Crips (Pomona) Scarface - Atlantic Drive Crips Richie Rich - Oakland Crips Afroman - Palmdale Crips Da Lench Mob - Crips Watts Gangsters - Crips Kausion - Crips KAM - Crips Above The Law - Crips

I wish a great, fun, memorable birthday to theesir and Wanted: Ring. Crayonz has abused the system and is therefore no longer eligible for birthday merriment.

I have resurrected the old sig line in your honor... (just please, whatever you do, see a doctor right away if it lasts more than four hours)

I can't watch this at work, but I assume it's a clip of Kobe making some kind of dirty back room deal with the devil which will allow him to get away with whatever he wants and still have unlimited riches and fame. In which case, I totally agree… kids should not do this.

Have a good one, Birthday Boy!

Agreed. That is absolutely unacceptable. If you are under 80 years of age and you are writing a check at the register, then you need to be savagely beaten, not to death, but to a point of grievous permanent disability.

I'm confused. You're saying one thing--your avatar is saying another. Should I shine my bishop hedd or not?

Celebrity Wax Museum opens new "Couldn't Win The Big One" wing.

For the record, I don't thing you're a dik because of your feelings about the Bills (I don't care either way)--I think you're a dik for bragging about being a dik on the phone with some poor guy who was only doing his job.

No, it's definitely the baby Jesus. But that's not the virgin Mary. That's Joe Pesci and it looks like he's drowning the baby. I guess it's true that you see what you want to see.

Nice work! I've found that I can even improve those numbers with the stragic use of certain 80-proof fuel additives. Emissions, well… that's still a bit of an issue.

Noun: douchebag [doosh bag] 1. A small syringe with detachable nozzles; used for vaginal lavage and enemas 2. (slang) An insult similar to "a--hole" or "jerk". The metaphor of identifying a person as a douchebag is intended to associate a variety of negative qualities, specifically arrogance and malice.

Sure, maybe you could hang out and listen to the new Gnarls Barkley cd.

Did you not get the handbook? Right there on page 1, under THINGS YOU NEVER DO...

That's what they all say. But consider this: when a girl says to you, "what an unbelievable prick!" she might not be talking about what's in your pants. I'm just sayin'...

I blame us, the viewers. If we all did our part and went out and bought more lite beer, huge pick-up trucks and male enhancement pills, then the damn thing would pay for itself.

That's tough. I'm not sure there are any living actors capable of matching the creepy weirdness of these two. They might have to use CGI. If Jim Henson was still alive, I'd say he could do it... Dr. Bunsen Honeydew as Dick Cheney Sam the Eagle as Donald Rumsfeld

Wow! I hope for your sake that you have good evidence for this. That's a serious accusation. If Mr. Ball gets a good lawyer and builds a solid He-Who-Smelt-It-Delt-It defense, you could be in trouble. I hope you are prepared to demonstrate the spring fresh pooplessness of your own pants in front of a judge and jury.

Happy Birthday you kooky, nutty bastards. You're nutty.