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    Agreed. That is absolutely unacceptable. If you are under 80 years of age and you are writing a check at the register, then you need to be savagely beaten, not to death, but to a point of grievous permanent disability.
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    I'm confused. You're saying one thing--your avatar is saying another. Should I shine my bishop hedd or not?
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    Celebrity Wax Museum opens new "Couldn't Win The Big One" wing.
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    For the record, I don't thing you're a dik because of your feelings about the Bills (I don't care either way)--I think you're a dik for bragging about being a dik on the phone with some poor guy who was only doing his job.
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    No, it's definitely the baby Jesus. But that's not the virgin Mary. That's Joe Pesci and it looks like he's drowning the baby. I guess it's true that you see what you want to see.
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    Nice work! I've found that I can even improve those numbers with the stragic use of certain 80-proof fuel additives. Emissions, well… that's still a bit of an issue.
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    Noun: douchebag [doosh bag] 1. A small syringe with detachable nozzles; used for vaginal lavage and enemas 2. (slang) An insult similar to "a--hole" or "jerk". The metaphor of identifying a person as a douchebag is intended to associate a variety of negative qualities, specifically arrogance and malice.
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    Sure, maybe you could hang out and listen to the new Gnarls Barkley cd.
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    Did you not get the handbook? Right there on page 1, under THINGS YOU NEVER DO...
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    That's what they all say. But consider this: when a girl says to you, "what an unbelievable prick!" she might not be talking about what's in your pants. I'm just sayin'...
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    I blame us, the viewers. If we all did our part and went out and bought more lite beer, huge pick-up trucks and male enhancement pills, then the damn thing would pay for itself.
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    That's tough. I'm not sure there are any living actors capable of matching the creepy weirdness of these two. They might have to use CGI. If Jim Henson was still alive, I'd say he could do it... Dr. Bunsen Honeydew as Dick Cheney Sam the Eagle as Donald Rumsfeld
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    Wow! I hope for your sake that you have good evidence for this. That's a serious accusation. If Mr. Ball gets a good lawyer and builds a solid He-Who-Smelt-It-Delt-It defense, you could be in trouble. I hope you are prepared to demonstrate the spring fresh pooplessness of your own pants in front of a judge and jury.
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    Happy Birthday you kooky, nutty bastards. You're nutty.
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    The tricky part is that I'm sure Oliver Stone wants to show all the terrible aspects of this administration, but when you have an actor trying to portray George W., it's impossible to see it as anything other than a comedy. Seems like a tough task for Josh Brolin.
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    Cheetos and Jameson's. It's awesome not having any family within 250 miles.
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    No, it's just a coincidence that they're both from the same director, Krystoff Kieslowski.
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    The summer movie I'm really looking forward to is Don't Squeeze The Charmin: The Motion Picture. Robert Deniro stars as the guy who said, "please don't squeeze the Charmin" in all those old commercials. The movie tells the heart-wrenching story of one man's glorious rise to super-stardom, and the terrible toll it took on him and his moustache.
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    Nonsense! If that's true, how do you explain him riding a bicycle in my avatar?
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    Happy Birthday to you all! A toast... to the magnifence of bastards everywhere!!!
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    My favorite stupid rap name is C-Murder. It really paid off with the headline, C-Murder Convicted Of Murder.
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    yes and no
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    Ow, that hurt my soul.
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    Happy Birthday, buftex!
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    I agree with David Cross… It IS important to the health of America. I hope Dick Cheney dies watching it.
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