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Sounds good actually. If you chill it and add lemon, it's called a Maple Leaf. I've never tried it though.

Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!

Yeah, well, I don't feel too bad about it. Snipes tried to use his celebrity to try to intimidate the IRS. At one point, he warned them of "collateral damage" if they tried to collect money from him. I agree with you in principal, but in this case, considering the man, his position and his unbelievably arrogant refusal to cooperate, I can understand what the judge is saying.

Oh, Wesley, you arrogant bastard

Yeah, I have no idea what Avalon Hill means, but there's an awful lot of pressure on that tiny little button of that sweater.

How dumb are these bastards in Congo? Even a four year old won't fall for the old "got'cher nose" trick. (I wonder if these scam artists do the same thing, with their thumb sticking out between their fingers a little... "got'cher penis!")

Me? I love the Irish. I'm thinking about changing my name to gringo O'starrnahan and becoming an Irish-themed poster. gringo O'starrnahan, at the corner of good posts and good times.

Here's the part that annoys me...

…or, "man who goes through airport metal detector sideways going to Bangkok."

The dolphins will be so cocky about picking Jake Long that they will be celebrating and high-fiving and their time will run out and they will lose the pick.

Happy Birthday, Lana!

...and the jury finds Fan in San Diego GUILTY of douchebaggery in the first degree...

Happy Birthday, muffuggas!

Word. I worry about tons of dumb crap, but taking a short walk in a parking lot is not one of them. I'm happy to do it.

No brainer.

Scofflaw? What are they gonna do, throw him in the hooskow? Anyway, good for you. These people need to be busted.

Happy Birthday, blokes! Crayonz, once again, can go jump in a pile of canadian hamster dookie, the lousy cheating bastard.

There is a Jack Nicholson quote that I don't necessarily agree with 100%, but which I think is applicable to this film: "People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch." I have not read the book, but I have seen the movie. The Nietzsche's Superman bit seems like a reach to me. Like over-intellectualizing to make an idea fit. But maybe that theme was worked more in the book.

I am agreeable to this perspective. Now we wait.

First, get together about 15 of your skinniest, flashiest-dressing buddies. Then, go to your local Crips hangout and challenge them to a dance contest! If there's one thing those guys respect, it's some fresh snappy dance steps.

I agree completely. He'd be joining an established organization known worldwide for its excellence in smokin' suckaz (wit and witout logic), dope rhymes, chronic smoking, pants dropping, etc… the full gangsta curriculum. Just look at the distinguished Crips alumni register… Snoop Dogg - Rollin' 20's Crips Goldie Loc - Rollin' 20's Crips Warren G - Rollin' 20's Crips Nate Dogg - Rollin' 20's Crips The Dove Shack - Rollin' 20's Crips Kurupt - Rollin' 60's Crips CJ Mac - Rollin' 60's Crips Ice Cube - Rollin' 60's Crips Kieta Rock - Rollin' 60's Crips Tha Comradz - Rollin' 60's Crips Daz Dillinger - 21st Street Crips Lil' C Style - 19th Street Crips Tray Deee - Insane Crips Battlecat - Insane Crips Bad Azz - Insane Crips Swoop G - Insane Crips Slip Capone - LBC Crips So Sentrelle - LBC Crips Lil' 1/2 Dead - LBC Crips South Central Cartel - Hoover Crips Ice-T - Hoover Crips Coolio - Corner Pocket Crips W.C. - 111 Neighborhood Crips Eazy-E - Kelly Park Compton Crips MC Ren - Kelly Park Compton Crips Tweedy Bird Loc - Kelly Park Compton Crips C.P.O. - Kelly Park Compton Crips B.G. Knocc Out - Nutty Blocc Compton Crips Dresta - Nutty Blocc Compton Crips Tone Loc - South Side Compton Crips MC Eiht - Tragnew Park Compton Crips Big Syke - Inglewood Imperial Village Crips Jay-o Felony - NHC 47 Blocc Crips (San Diego) Lil' CS - East Dago Mob Crips (San Diego) C-Bo - Garden Blocc 19th Street Crips (Sacramento) New Breed Of Hustlas - P.J. Riverside Crips Kokane - 357 Crips (Pomona) Scarface - Atlantic Drive Crips Richie Rich - Oakland Crips Afroman - Palmdale Crips Da Lench Mob - Crips Watts Gangsters - Crips Kausion - Crips KAM - Crips Above The Law - Crips

I wish a great, fun, memorable birthday to theesir and Wanted: Ring. Crayonz has abused the system and is therefore no longer eligible for birthday merriment.

I have resurrected the old sig line in your honor... (just please, whatever you do, see a doctor right away if it lasts more than four hours)

I can't watch this at work, but I assume it's a clip of Kobe making some kind of dirty back room deal with the devil which will allow him to get away with whatever he wants and still have unlimited riches and fame. In which case, I totally agree… kids should not do this.

Have a good one, Birthday Boy!