Cugalabanza

Yes, I can understand your point of view. And so far the preliminary observations *appear* to be leading us in that direction. But please remember that this is science, dammit. And science proceeds slowly and with great precision, based on empirical data, careful analysis and peer review. Please, let's not get ahead of ourselves with wild hasty generalizations. Thank you.

Twix with peanut butter was my favorite. Can't find it anymore. Don't like caramel. Gets in my teeth. Makes me nervous and angry.

I have never really cared all that much for Twizzlers as they have always seemed stale and flavorless to me. However, one of my coworkers has a container of Twizzlers labelled "factory fresh" that has been placed in a common area. I have sampled these and have found them to be significantly superior in all regards to all the Twizzlers I have tried before. They are much much softer and I can actually identify a pleasant strawberry flavor. That is all for now.

I like Gene. He was pretty damn good as Royal Tenenbaum.

I feel like I was born to post in this thread. But all I can think of to say is...

Yes, Bob Bradley is no longer just the interim guy. He's done a nice job so far.

The dvr is set for me to watch when I get home. No way I could miss this one. By the way, soccer fans, Team USA has some really good friendlies lined up... U.S. vs. England May 28 Wembley Stadium, London, England 3 p.m. ET, ESPN Classic U.S. vs. Spain June 4 Estadio El Sardinero, Santander, Spain 4 p.m. ET, ESPN2, ESPN360 U.S. vs. Argentina June 8 Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, N.J. 7:30 p.m. ET, ESPN Classic

I don't know the answer so I'm going to assume that they are both really hot and were engaged in some sort of sexy naked lesbian pillow fight scenario that got out of hand. Thank you.

I scream-a, you scream-a, we all scream-a for ice cream-a!

I love Tom Waits. So many great songs and albums. I highly recommend this compilation for beginners who are curious. He has many great albums after this as well and he's still going strong. By the way, I'm with ajzepp… Down By Law is one of the best movies ever made.

I'm with ya. I like this movie.

For me personally, gas prices / air fares would not be a make or break issue. But I could definitely see myself using it as an excuse to get out of having to see some relatives that I'd rather not see anyway.

I'd rather hang out with Bill Maher than the pope. But they both dress funny. I'm not really digging Bill's weird suits and skinny ties these days. It's like he's trying to be a member of The Hives or something.

I started a joke, which started the whole world crying, But I didnt see that the joke was on me, oh no. I started to cry, which started the whole world laughing, Oh, if Id only seen that the joke was on me. I looked at the skies, running my hands over my eyes, And I fell out of bed, hurting my head from things that Id said. Til I finally died, which started the whole world living, Oh, if Id only seen that the joke was on me. I looked at the skies, running my hands over my eyes, And I fell out of bed, hurting my head from things that Id said. til I finally died, which started the whole world living, Oh, if Id only seen that the joke was one me.

I get tired sometimes

I like Bill Maher. I think he's funny.

Dammit! I knew I should've trademarked that one.

So close 1 So close 2

It's funny because it's true!

... the NORD? (is this poem about Sketch?)

You're too kind. But the dicky-doo jokes are always a big hit in the peanut gallery. You got a laugh without goin' blue.

I hope the Mofo didn't get hisself shiv'd.

I've heard a lot of euphemisms for masturbating in my time, but this is without a doubt the most elaborate.

Not bad. Not bad at all. I like the way you Nords think.

Happy Birthday, Bills Brothers!