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I'm curious to know how you think this preferred treatment is implemented. Do you imagine a secret meeting in the commissioner's office? Then a memo is sent to the head of officials who tells all the officials, "make sure to give the Broncos as many breaks as you can--the league wants them to win a lot of games this year because Brady got hurt and they are the new darlings." Do you really believe something like this takes place?

Happy Birthday!

DYNASTY!!!

I think it's important that, regardless of whatever feelings we may be having, we are able to take ownership of these feelings. This is a very exciting and wonderful time in a young man's life, when certain changes may be taking place. And some of these changes may at times seem scary or strange to us, but we need to keep in mind that it is all perfectly natural and it is ok to feel good about this most beautiful of nature's gifts, a playoff caliber football team.

I'm a vegetarian and I'm smart as phuk. Also, vitamin B12 is not hard to come by. It's in the multi-vitamin that I take every day.

Sarah Palincomparison will pray for you, blasphemer.

funny = true I like to laugh at anybody who pretends to have the big answers. Even more so when they are exposed as frauds.

Was he holding up his mangled and ridiculously crooked right pinky finger at the time?

He certainly does.

If Jason Peters had balls, he'd be active for this Sunday's game.

Anybody else feel like an abused wife?

Bills 27 Seahawks 13 bar tab 95

Happy Birthday you two! By the way, a good way around that bogus NBA rule,... instead of women and pot, go with transvestytes and Robitussen.

One man's dust rag is another man's precious talisman of desperate superstitious good fortune.

Nothing at all. It's quite impressive.

You have five Bills jerseys? Wear the Lynch to start the season off right. That's the one that says WE ARE GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS THIS YEAR, DAMMIT! I'll be wearing my Losman jersey because that's the only one I have (gift from girlfriend about a year and a half ago).

I think BLAH. BLAH BLAH BLAH. What's your BLAH? BLAH Peters BLAH. Peters BLAH, Parker BLAH. Bills front office BLAH. If BLAH, therefore BLAH, but if and only if some other BLAH. Hence, conditional BLAH. Too much BLAH? Not enough BLAH? New posts, same BLAH? BLAH BLAH BLAH! !@#$ the BLAH! Gimme some mother !@#$ing FOOTBALL!!!

Peter Parker was Spiderman, not Batman.

(Maybe this was answered somewhere already, but it's hard for me to keep up with all the Peters posts)… At what point does Peters miss out on the first game check? Can he show up on Sunday morning in street clothes and still get the first $191k check? I'm thinking whatever that cutoff is--that's the moment of truth for him and his season.

MRI's can detect fractures in bones that an x-ray could not pick out. Small bones in a foot are a good example.

Congratulations! My girlfriend is only a B. But they are a very nice B, so she can watch the game with me if she wants.

I heard a redneck woman on one of the Jerry Springer-type shows refer to her baby's "unbiblical cord."

A former boss of mine once received a hilarious thank you card from one of his Hong Kong customers that had come to visit him for a while at his house. It read, "I enjoyed very much your hospitalization. My only regret is that I was able to meet your whole family."