Cugalabanza

I would not dare speak harshly to someone who was, at that time, a superior. But now that we are both SIXERS… screw off pal, this is my party! …aaaaaaannnnnddd…six blue squares.

There was a time, before the Great Board Crash, when I was among the elite posters on this board, with well over 2,500 posts and six shiny blue squares under my avatar. Then the unthinkable happened. I was robbed of more than 1,000 posts and my blue square status was downgraded to less than the maximum. Can you imagine? I was, in effect, on the same level as many of you jackasses and shmucks who have never even known the glory of six blue squares! Did I hang my head and cry about it? Sure, for a little while. But then I got back on that horse. And I worked my posting ass off! And right now at this moment, I am just one post away from reclaiming my rightful position as better than most of you. I think this proves that anything is possible if you are as amazing and special as I am. Let this be an inspiration to you all. I just wanted to take this opportunity to say, You're Welcome!

If Jones gets in before Ralph (Wilson, not Wiggum), I will personally burn the entire state of Texas to the ground.

I guess it's true what Gloria Estefan said, the rhythm really IS gonna get ya.

The show is Dec. 2. If I go (haven't bought tickets yet), I will definitely post my review here.

You got that right!

Snob.

I doubt very much that this re-wiring is the cause of Sammy's mood change. Probably just a coincidence. I am curious though to know what kind of stuff Sammy has on his ipod. Mostly Norwegian death metal is my guess.

I'm probably gonna go see Ray Davies in a few weeks at the Variety Playhouse in Atlanta. It's a small place and the tickets are reasonable. You won't catch me paying $100 or more for some lame arena show. I passed on the Stones, even though I'm a fan and I've never seen them live. For me, it's just too late and it's just too expensive for a terrible seat.

Et tu, Coli? Just kidding. I was drinking PBR yesterday, so it's not like I'm some kind of beer snob. You gotta admit though, those commercials do inspire homicide. No jury would convict me.

Gladly!

Oh dear, I hope it doesn't get too cold because sometimes the bubbles tickle me when I try to drink it. Also, my tummy gets a little gassy and then I have to lay down and take a nappy-poo.

Dear Bud Light Execs, You have insulted me and my fellow Americans. I will kill you with my bare hands. I drink beer with flavor. Soon I will drink your blood. Good day! gringo starr

Yup. I guess the Dad can take comfort in that fact as he takes the gun from his son's cold dead hands.

Wayne Huzienga is a jerk. He's affiliated with two of the horsecrappiest organizations of all time: Blockbuster Video and the miami dolphins.

I disagree about Rome, but nice William Shatner impersonation.

Some things gained, some things lost. A melting pot, a salad tossed.

That's the most beautiful thing I've heard in a while.

I knew a bunch of crotchety old fussbags myself. But I don't hold it against them really. If I make it to that age, I'm definitely gonna terrorize some neighborhood kids. But I won't bust on the ones playing football. I wanna concentrate on the candy ass kids whose parents drive them everywhere with the dvd player in the SUV and the kids are obese and stupid and helpless. I wanna make those kids cry. That's gonna be my area of curmudgeonly specialization.

I don't know how I feel about this story, but that's actually a pretty good picture of Al Davis.

Happy Birthday you two crazy kids! Your gift this year: Your Bills are 5-1 and are about to bring a glorious depantsing upon the hated dolphins, who are talking smack but have nothing to back it up except some gimmicky playground flea-flicker nonsense. These are good times!

I think that she should get a break because I personally believe that many U.S. Americans are unable to stay out of trouble because, uh, some...people out there in our nation don't have maps and uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as in South Africa, and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uh, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., or should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for our children.

Legalize fondue! Then we wouldn't have to deal with all the crime that comes from this dangerous underground black market stuff.