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Hmmm… that's a pretty good breakdown. (I hope you don't think less of me because I had to look up "pluperfect" in the dictionary.)

You are using words that I recognize from the English language, but you appear to have arranged them according to some secret code, which I am not currently interested in deciphering.

Every single year at this time, we hear the same stuff. All about how many teams are serious contenders and how 10-6 probably won't be good enough. The assumption is that all of these teams will make the perfect sprint to the finish line. It just doesn't happen that way. In the end, 10-6 almost always gets you a spot.

Happy Birthday, Niagara Bill and Puhonix!

How the hell should I know? What am I, Mayan?

Those nutty Mayans. Always with the prophesizing. They think they're so smart. I'm sick of it!

Happy Birthday to the buncha ya's!

Obviously, you are doing just that. You are pissing in our cheerios. Why do you feel the need to preface your comments with such an erroneous misleading phrase? You should have just left that part out. Or, if you really must include a preface, it should be something more like, "Ok, get ready for me to piss in your cheerios now…"

Wow, what's with the nitpicky poo-poo replies? 1billsfan is making a very simple point, that Lynch is improving as a pass-catcher and thereby becoming more valuable to the offense. It's a good point, and something to feel good about.

(that's irrelevant) Steely Dan doesn't know what he's talking about because he's had a little bit of the ol' BLANK.

...for which he also received a double dose of incarceration.

SageAgainstTheMachine got kicked out of NAMBLA because they said he was "too creepy."

Chef Jim is sooooo dumb…("HOW DUMB IS HE?") Chef Jim…is sooooo dumb, his posts are often confused with BLANK.

Happy Birthday!

Beerball likes to wear tight cutoff jean shorts that are so short you can see the pockets sticking out a little at the bottom.

I do think Scarlett is beautiful and I didn't mind her hair in the movie. Penelope is definitely sexy, but she has a dumb look about her. Rebecca, to me, is just one of those women who have something more. I can't define it.

Thank you Jesus for bringing to us, in these times of economic hardship and spiritual decay, this magnificent gift of terrible over-produced garbage and some free sugary liquid feces to wash it down with.

I thought I was the only person who thought that.

Yes! And thank you for saying so.

Yes. I use it as an excuse to dress like a slob. I call my look, "JEANS Paul Sartre."

Why did you put a quotation mark in front of the word MEN?" Did you intend to put another one at the end of the word "men," as if to call into question the manhood of a man who would wear a tie? Or do you have some existential beef with what in means to be a man in a broad sense? Did you know that Sartre, in 1968, vowed never again to wear a suit or tie, as a gesture of support for student protesters? It was a statement against the fascism of "The Man." Is that what you're alluding to?

It's a Birthday Threesome! Wait…that's not what I meant. Anyway, enjoy! Who am I to judge?

"I'm playing great this year. Everybody loves me. I enjoy playing football. I like to be outdoors in the fresh air and sunshine. My favorite color is blue." -Marcus Stroud "We're doing a lot of wonderful things on offense right now. Stats don't tell the whole story. Some of the players from the other teams have been disruptive to what we want to do and I don't think that's fair. Aaron Schobel is a Hall of Famer." -Turk Schonert "I don't really want to play. I enjoy watching my friends play. They are very good. I'm not as good as them." -Leodis McKelvin "Not my problem. Blame somebody else. I was chosen for the Pro Bowl last year." -Jason Peters "I like all of our players very much. They do a nice job. I would never want to hurt anyone's feelings by challenging them because then there would be awkwardness when we go out for ice cream after the game." -Dick Juaron "I'm actually in the NFL. Do you have any idea how cool that is?" -Robert Royal

Dammit, I've had this song in my head for two days now! The girl is really gorgeous though.

Here's what I learned: Good football teams go out there and play football. They play hard and they take some chances. They try to play to the strengths of their players and create positive matchups on offense and defense. They try to anticipate what the other team will do and they use creativity to try to confuse them. …Unlike the Buffalo Bills whose only strategy lately seems to be to try to suck all the life out of a game and bring the opponent down to their low level. Then they hope for something flukey to happen in their favor late in a close game to come away with the awkward victory.