Cugalabanza

Not the Bills' fault. Many of the Bills' opponents this year have been using trickery and deception as a part of their offensive game plans. It is no coincidence that these same teams have enjoyed success against the Bills. This kind of dishonesty is 100% at odds with the gentlemanly good-natured philosphy of Dick Jauron and his staff. Look for there to be investigations this off-season. This scandal is going to rock the sports world.

Senator, shmenator! For only about 10x that, you could have the coveted title of "Owner of the Buffalo Bills." You could live anywhere you want and you could appoint any of your ragtag cast of lunatic cronies to any executive position you want. What the hell are you waiting for?

I think the NFL playoffs are AWESOME! Don't change a thing.

...and 2-0 when Peters sits.

:lol:

...stay grounded, avoid getting into a shootout. Uh, I think that's a task Edwards can handle. When have we ever seen Trent in a shootout? It's like saying Dick Jauron needs to keep composed and not show too much emotion.

Naked Sherbet Balloon Raft Festival ends in failure, disappointment.

I watched that game recently. For the most part, it was an extremely well-played game all around. Absolutely one of the best SB's ever. Two things stuck out for me that I did not remember from all those years ago… 1. Andre Reed had a couple very costly drops in the first half. Stalled drives at crucial points. The Bills offense should have come away with more points. 2. Hostetler. The Bills were hammering the everlovin' crap out of that poor man for much of the game. To his credit, he was able to gut it out and keep the Giants offense functional enough to keep eeking out first downs to eat the clock. But yes, that was the Bills' year. The Giants managed to steal it. Much the same way they did against the pats* last year.

DAMMIT! Do not poopoo on my dreams! Man, if somebody says to me that some actress or whatever is hot, do I point out to them that gorgeous young wealthy women do not typically have sex with guys who drive Nissan Altimas? No, I do not. I let them have their pathetic little fantasy.

Thanks. If you want, I can give you my address so you can come over and kick me in the balls in person.

Watching the Colts steal yet another one (they're like the anti-Bills), I couldn't help fantasizing... Just imagine if the Bills had a Jeff Saturday instead of Presler and Fowton and a Dwight Freeney instead of the sackless millionaires Denney and Kelsey. Oh man, this team's win total just doubled. Throw in Reggie Wayne and we're Super Bowl contenders. Sorry, I know that's not realistic, relevant or productive, but dreams are all I have left. Thank you for listening.

Aw man, we were that close to paradise!

I blame God for devising a crappy screwed up universe.

The weather outside is frightful

I play a Bills drinking game too. It's called "The Bills game is on--let's drink."

Wow! That makes me feel kind of sick.

That is a great one! The man's a poet.

Uh, I think you're forgetting the greatest single season QB performance in Bills history... Year ATT Comp Yds TD Int Rating 2008 1 1 19 1 0 158.3 Player: Brian Moorman

Goodbye, JP. Sorry it didn't work out. You seem like a good guy. Now please take your place on the garbage heap of promising quarterbacks ruined by the Buffalo Bills. Save a spot for Trent--he'll be there shortly.

Do you know how long it takes a working man to save the money for Bills tickets? Just remember this, Mr. Wilson, that this rabble you're talking about... they do most of the working and paying and living and dying in this community. Well, is it too much to have them work and pay and live and die with at least a chance of their team making the playoffs once in a decade? Anyway, my father didn't think so. People were human beings to him. But to you, a warped, frustrated old man, they're cattle. Well, in my book he died a much richer man than you'll ever be.

Mike's life story is a sad one. When he says, "I'm really embarrassed with myself and my life," I feel for him. I just changed my sig line to one of the best quotes of all time, from Mike, in his honor...

Yeah, that's right. The league probably would have folded if not for Ralph's generosity and cool-headedness. So how did George Bailey end up turning into Mr. Potter?

MILF!

I don't know much about the machines. I prefer to use free weights. I pick them up and then sort of swing and twirl around the room, jerking the weights back and forth as erratically as possible. The good thing about this program is that I don't have to do it very often as I am quite frequently injured.

Well then, we might as well try to get Don Knotts as our new head coach and see if he can bring his friend Gus, the field goal kicking mule, along.