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Oh, please god, I don't ask for much... Please please let this be hard indisputable proof of the pats* cheating.

[rolls eyes; makes universal "Drinky-Drinky" gesture with imaginary cup tilted to lips…] Just kidding. I'm with ya!

Even in these conditions, Dick would still go for the 47 yard field goal.

I haven't even clicked the link yet and don't even know what we're talking about, but YES, Clayton is wrong.

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This is true. Obviously you're not going to get any real honest insight there. However, in DJ's case, we're hearing some strong stuff, way beyond the obligatory "yeah, we support the guy" rhetoric. It really makes me wonder what goes on behind the scenes. At this point, I would not be against keeping DJ for now, as long as Turk is gone. From what I can tell, that's where the real failure is.

She's only 32? Youch!

I got a bunch of great stuff. One of the highlights is the Bills/Oilers comeback game on dvd from Jan., '93. I have actually never seen this game. I listened to it on the radio when it happened, 16 years ago. I can't wait to watch it!

Great gift! I'm sure he'll be psyched. A couple things are essential I think for a beginner… 1. A good chord book. These are cheap and you can find them in any music or book store. 2. A chromatic tuner. Usually about $15-20. This is the one I have.

You really have to try to not let it get to you.

Not the Bills' fault. Many of the Bills' opponents this year have been using trickery and deception as a part of their offensive game plans. It is no coincidence that these same teams have enjoyed success against the Bills. This kind of dishonesty is 100% at odds with the gentlemanly good-natured philosphy of Dick Jauron and his staff. Look for there to be investigations this off-season. This scandal is going to rock the sports world.

Senator, shmenator! For only about 10x that, you could have the coveted title of "Owner of the Buffalo Bills." You could live anywhere you want and you could appoint any of your ragtag cast of lunatic cronies to any executive position you want. What the hell are you waiting for?

I think the NFL playoffs are AWESOME! Don't change a thing.

...and 2-0 when Peters sits.

:lol:

...stay grounded, avoid getting into a shootout. Uh, I think that's a task Edwards can handle. When have we ever seen Trent in a shootout? It's like saying Dick Jauron needs to keep composed and not show too much emotion.

Naked Sherbet Balloon Raft Festival ends in failure, disappointment.

I watched that game recently. For the most part, it was an extremely well-played game all around. Absolutely one of the best SB's ever. Two things stuck out for me that I did not remember from all those years ago… 1. Andre Reed had a couple very costly drops in the first half. Stalled drives at crucial points. The Bills offense should have come away with more points. 2. Hostetler. The Bills were hammering the everlovin' crap out of that poor man for much of the game. To his credit, he was able to gut it out and keep the Giants offense functional enough to keep eeking out first downs to eat the clock. But yes, that was the Bills' year. The Giants managed to steal it. Much the same way they did against the pats* last year.

DAMMIT! Do not poopoo on my dreams! Man, if somebody says to me that some actress or whatever is hot, do I point out to them that gorgeous young wealthy women do not typically have sex with guys who drive Nissan Altimas? No, I do not. I let them have their pathetic little fantasy.

Thanks. If you want, I can give you my address so you can come over and kick me in the balls in person.

Watching the Colts steal yet another one (they're like the anti-Bills), I couldn't help fantasizing... Just imagine if the Bills had a Jeff Saturday instead of Presler and Fowton and a Dwight Freeney instead of the sackless millionaires Denney and Kelsey. Oh man, this team's win total just doubled. Throw in Reggie Wayne and we're Super Bowl contenders. Sorry, I know that's not realistic, relevant or productive, but dreams are all I have left. Thank you for listening.

Aw man, we were that close to paradise!

I blame God for devising a crappy screwed up universe.

The weather outside is frightful

I play a Bills drinking game too. It's called "The Bills game is on--let's drink."