Cugalabanza

21st Amendment to the U.S. Constitution: Congress shall make no law preventin' me from gettin' my swerve on!

Howdy, Stranger.

We had a similar discussion a while back and I took some grief for saying that I like "Fanny (Be Tender With My Love)" by the Bee Gees. Other gays songs I like: "Kites Are Fun" - The Free Design "Sentimental Heart" - She & Him (Zooey Deschanel & M. Ward) several Belle & Sebastian Songs

I think he means to say that the latch mechanism is frozen so that when he closes the door it does not click shut. At least that's the only way I can make sense of it. If that's not it, then I give up because all meaning is lost. Up is down, white is black, three consecutive 7-9 seasons is progress, etc...

Wow, that is a new low! Poor woman--she probably had to put up with tons of abuse from this lunatic growing up. Sickening!

I know if it was my company asking, the correct answer would be "run over the old lady with your car to get rid of her. Then, when the bus comes, push your old friend under it so you are no longer in debt to him. Then jump on the bus with the person of your dreams and hijack it to South America where operation costs are much cheaper."

Ceiling, face, trim, shirt, pants, face, walls, trim again, shirt, doorknob, window, floor, dog. (I'm kind of a messy painter)

You know, he could have just gone somewhere else. Plenty of places will make a Hitler cake for you. Actually, at Carvel, their Hitler ice cream cake is very popular. It's kind of lame looking though because it uses the same mold as the Fudgy the Whale and Santa Claus cakes. Kind of looks like Adolf has a horrific goiter or something.

That's pretty cool. I was not aware of this series, but the vast majority of the stuff on the list is stuff that I love. I will have to check into these. I dig your short list for the next batch. Incidentally, I love the Tender Prey album, but if it were up to me, I'd pick Murder Ballads for the Nick Cave selection. I just love that album. I was glad to see that Pavement's Wowee Zowie and Elliott Smith's X/O are being considered. One other possible choice popped up in my head… Television - Marquee Moon.

Happy Birthday, young Ofiba! (I don’t get the confusion about the name. Obviously it's just Abifo backwards)

Happy Birthday! And congratulations--it's a rare thing for a man's age to exceed his IQ, but you did it ten years ago and you keep going.

They did. They played with .500 of the effort they needed to. Result: 2-8 the rest of the way.

You asked about tips for going to Canton. Practice, practice, practice. Stupid I know. Sorry.

mmmm... that just made me very hungry.

Happy Birthday, muthafuggas!

Practice, practice, practice.

Is this some kind of Amway thing?

Damn straight!

Thank you!

I don't know. Please forgive me. I googled the lyrics not trusting my memory. Then I did a quick paste without really checking it. You're right--it's a grievous error. Please accept my apology. Steve Martin deserves better. You deserve better. The discerning readers of TSW deserve better (the non-discerning ones can choke on their pizza in a cup for all I care). Please believe me when I say that I will do better in future posts.

Communication is fun!

Sorry to say, but the homerun throwback was legit. The failure in that game was not on the refs, but the Bills special teams unit.

All joking aside, these are tense times. While I do have confidence that Obama can use diplomacy to keep the peace for the short term, we will not be entirely secure until we can get away from our dependence on Candadian maple syrup. Drill here, drill now!

Very odd… and somehow quite brilliant.

Awesome!