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That's odd. You say you hate to correct him, but I get the distinct impression that you in fact take great pleasure in it.

Rookie mistake!

Maybe a little too quiet.

That's it exactly!

I understand there is a huge increase in people living in a van down by the river!

Even Dinosaur Jr. has their own nike.

When /dev/null first saw that Sports Illustrated feature on Rob Johnson with the pics of him hanging out in his hot tub, he said to himself, "you know something? I really like this kid's moxie." Then he immediately went and looked up "moxie" in the dictionary and realized he had been very very wrong about the meaning of this word.

Can anyone help me with some dream symbolism? Last night I dreamed that I got kicked in the stomach by a billy goat. What might this reveal about my psyche? I suspect that it is not good.

dunce = me!

Really? I have. I work with some people who are some of the poorest conversationalists that you could ever have the misfortune of spending large quantities of time with.

My random thought is a pet peeve: People Who Refuse To Consider A Hypothetical Situation. Do you ever get this? You're having a conversation with someone and you say, for example, "what would you do if you broke both your arms at the same time--how would you brush your teeth, dress, wipe, etc...?" And the other person just says, "that'll never happen." So you say, "I know, I'm just saying WHAT IF..." Then the other person goes, "that won't happen because I never get hurt. I'm very durable and well coordinated--I never get injured." And you go, "I realize it's very unlikely but it is logically and physically possible and I'm asking you to consider this hypothetical scenario for the purpose of discussion because it is interesting to me..." And the other person refuses once again to consider it even as a possibility and they go on to discuss their athletic prowess and how in high school they played sports or something and never got hurt and they're so great, blah blah blah. People who do this make me angry.

That's amazingly close. Replace "feathers" with "nosehairs" and "midgets" with "librarians" and "bed" with "ping pong table" and you got it!

Steely Dan thinks Madea Goes To Jail is the best movie ever made.

Is Strahan's girlfriend a wax statue? There's no way that thing Strahan is standing next to in that pic is an actual human being?

Stuckincincy is old and doesn't understand our modern ways. He refers to toast as "twice-cooked bread." Occasionally he rambles on about how it used to be delivered freshly twice-cooked every morning right to his front step.

It was a one in a million shot!

Erynthered likes to host tea parties in his room with his stuffed animals. They always start off with mildly devilish gossip about the other stuffed animals who were not invited. (Erynthered does different little voices for all the guests.) Then, inevitably, Erynthered becomes more and more upset as he begins to perceive that his guests are not treating him with the proper level of respect befitting a tea party host of his sophistication and finer sensibilities. Finally, he busts up the party by smashing everything, flipping the table over and demanding that everybody get out immediately! Then he sobs quietly on his bed, feeling lonely and hurt, for a couple hours before eventually logging on to TSW.

It's gonna be a lot more than that. More like $3.6 billion.

When Bullpen had to go door to door to notify his neighbors of his being a registered sex offender, he did it dressed up as a girl scout selling cookies because that's the kind of thing that turns him on, the sick bastard. Well, one of the neighbors apparently smelled a rat, so he roughed him up a little. Punched him in the stomach, took his Hannah Montana backpack, etc… Bullpen is still very rattled and quite delusional about the whole thing.

Jabari is class all the way. I understand why the Bills could not afford to keep him, but it hurts a little. The Saints will not be disappointed.

EndZoneCrew isn't actually part of a crew. He's just some guy who goes to games and happens to sit in the end zone. There's another guy there who regularly collects "dues" for "membership" in the "crew", but in reality he is just bullying the poor bastard and taking his money.

You're right. I see two people so far have rated Collins above Losman. No way that's fair.

I agree. Around the time I joined this board, there was a raging debate going on. Who should be our starter, DF or RJ? At that time, public opinion was split pretty evenly. I'm proud to say I was always a Flutie guy. I don't know where to put Bledsoe. He started off so great. Then he became not only slow and indecisive, but it seemed like he did not want to win or even try anymore.

We're not getting Louverareneauxus Coles, are we?

If that's slang for "dismantling of one's genitals with a rubber mallet," then yes, I am most definitely going to "take away his ipod."