Cugalabanza

Her vagine hang like sleeve of wizard?

That's perfect! (How many years did you spend on the planet you originally came from?)

And keeping extra booze on hand for Sunday will make watching the Bills play much easier.

Georgia, the land of snake handling and salmonella peanuts.

Yup, we have the same ludicrous situation here in GA too. I have learned to be proactive and stay stocked up, but the principle of the thing does make me mad.

Yes, I think it's made clear that Desmond sails to England (from where, I don't know). And from England, he sails to L.A. It definitely is a huge chore for the character, but I have not seen anything to indicate that it's inconsistent with the timeline. It kind of makes me laugh though when I think about all the grief poor Desmond is put through. And he does all this pointless travelling, for what? I remember thinking when Widmore writes down the address for Farraday's mother in L.A., why the hell can't he just give the poor bastard the phone number?! Wouldn't that have been much easier for everyone. Plus, wouldn't that be more in line with Widmore's wish to keep his daughter hidden from the dangerous business?

I'm not over the edge. I still dig the show. It's just the combination of all these things kind of puts a strain on my ability to suspend disbelief sometimes. I feel like I'm gonna start with the nosebleeds. At least some of the characters are acknowledging how ridiculous it all is or at least seems. Specifically Eloise and Jack in the last episode. I appreciate that. I really am a fan of the show. I'm just voicing a little frustration I guess because I want it to make sense and they are constantly adding new mysterious elements all the time.

Poor Desmond. Farraday makes him sail all the way to England just so Widmore can tell him to sail all the way to L.A. Then, when he gets there and delivers his message to Eloise, she says, "yeah I know that already--I'm workin' on it." WTF? I'm still really wrapped up in this show, but we're now at a level of ridiculousness that is nuts. I'm curious to see what's next, but part of me wonders if "Moving The Island" is the next generation "Jumping The Shark." One thing I'm enjoying a lot though is how everybody seems to be issuing warnings about not trusting everybody else.

I think even NAMBLA knows these people are nutjobs.

Thank you! I did not know that.

Let us not fail to mention perhaps the most cantankerous of sporting gentlemen, those belligerent purveyors of badminton and croquet. I certainly do not envy the poor chap who encounters a rowdy gang of badmintoners returning from their after dinner cognac. These rambunctious lads will not hesitate to unleash a devastating flurry of incisive witticisms upon an unsuspecting fellow simply for the deliciously wicked merriment of it all.

Happy accursed birthday to all three of you!

I'd like to see that. I'd like to *CLICK* that bastard real good one time. Then we'll see who needs HELP.

I feel bad for the people who go into that store and then don't know how to get out because the exit is mislabeled "START."

Fun game to watch. I like the offensive style the U.S. went with (Donovan, Ching, Dempsey, Beasley, Kljestan all out there at the same time). Bradley had a dream game. Besides scoring both goals, he was consistently playing well in the middle of the field, delivering great balls forward. Mexico looked like chumps to me. They created a couple of nice chances, but did not play as well as I expected. That red card was deserved--that was a dirty challenge against Howard. Mexico seems to be going in a bad direction lately. I would not be surprised to see a similar result when these teams meet again in August in Mexico City.

Ooh, let's hide a shiv in Dean's birthday cake. Happy Birthday you buncha bastards!

Happy Birthday, ExiledInIllinois! Have a great one!

It's just like dealing with zombies. You may think it's over, but they keep coming back until you DESTROY THE BRAIN. Always DESTROY THE BRAIN!

Trick question. It was Dick Jauron, in a press conference, rationalizing all the wasted timeouts and blown replay challenges. We're still waiting for Ralph to bring him his cup of hemlock.

I like to watch the soccer on the tee vee. I don't know why. My friends all make fun of me and push me down and laugh and call me fancy soccer watching boy, but I don't care.

I know. I need to carve out a little extra time in my life to start following the Bundesliga and specifically Bayern. Dempsey seems to be doing pretty well in Fulham this year too. I love seeing these guys getting quality time in the top leagues.

Awesome! Thanks for the heads-up. I will definitely tune in for this. Looks like U.S. will be stocked with the big names, Howard, Bocanegra, Adu, Dempsey,Altidore, Donovan, etc... I think I read somewhere that Feilhaber is on the roster. He really impressed me a while back and then I think he had some injuries and kind of disappeared. I'd like to see him make a solid return in the MF.

I love my Toshiba Regza 37". I am thinking about getting the 32" version for the bedroom.

I dig the way you guys do business.

Speaking of huge cu**s, I understand Barry Bonds is back in court this week.