Cugalabanza

yerself is steam

Take the Bible, please.

Roy Moore, POTUS46!

Toaster oven goulash?

What a world

Meaning’s disconcertingly ambiguous

Never say last

Winning feels nice

Gotta start somewhere. If Tom calls me an idiot, do I go back to zero?

Sorry I'm late. So, what's all this about the good time happy friend points? I guess mine shows zero because I already got a hundred and it rolled over? That's gotta be it, right?

I win again!

Don't look at him too long. He'll flip ya. Flip ya for real!

Nobody I know has been dressing up as a vagina. I won't waste any keystrokes defending those idiots. You can cherry pick images from the news and pretend that it represents a population at large, but, again, it's a fallacy. It's called Hasty Generalization. It's far too common and comes from people all over the ideological spectrum. You're just grinding your little axe. Grind, grind, grind. Libs, libs, libs. Dems, dems, dems. I don't see the point of it.

Well, that's the fallacy of PPP. It's always bad. Its not really a political issue--just gets made out that way around here so some can keep pushing that rock up the hill each day.

I refrain from enjoying life

Big YES! Kyle’s what it’s all about.

...or Fox News

Nice meme, bruh

He should fill the kid's room with 10 truckloads of candy and then they can gorge themselves on it while they laugh at people who don't have health insurance...as a lesson about capitalism.

it's a sound strategy. I think I'll just stop fighting my agoraphobic tendencies and let things play out naturally.

Dammit! I hope this one isn't true. I gotta stop looking at news, all of it. I need a break. Maybe I can get in on the tail end of this opioid epidemic before it goes out of style.

You love him

Welcome to Costco. I love you.