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That's amazingly close. Replace "feathers" with "nosehairs" and "midgets" with "librarians" and "bed" with "ping pong table" and you got it!

Steely Dan thinks Madea Goes To Jail is the best movie ever made.

Is Strahan's girlfriend a wax statue? There's no way that thing Strahan is standing next to in that pic is an actual human being?

Stuckincincy is old and doesn't understand our modern ways. He refers to toast as "twice-cooked bread." Occasionally he rambles on about how it used to be delivered freshly twice-cooked every morning right to his front step.

It was a one in a million shot!

Erynthered likes to host tea parties in his room with his stuffed animals. They always start off with mildly devilish gossip about the other stuffed animals who were not invited. (Erynthered does different little voices for all the guests.) Then, inevitably, Erynthered becomes more and more upset as he begins to perceive that his guests are not treating him with the proper level of respect befitting a tea party host of his sophistication and finer sensibilities. Finally, he busts up the party by smashing everything, flipping the table over and demanding that everybody get out immediately! Then he sobs quietly on his bed, feeling lonely and hurt, for a couple hours before eventually logging on to TSW.

It's gonna be a lot more than that. More like $3.6 billion.

When Bullpen had to go door to door to notify his neighbors of his being a registered sex offender, he did it dressed up as a girl scout selling cookies because that's the kind of thing that turns him on, the sick bastard. Well, one of the neighbors apparently smelled a rat, so he roughed him up a little. Punched him in the stomach, took his Hannah Montana backpack, etc… Bullpen is still very rattled and quite delusional about the whole thing.

Jabari is class all the way. I understand why the Bills could not afford to keep him, but it hurts a little. The Saints will not be disappointed.

EndZoneCrew isn't actually part of a crew. He's just some guy who goes to games and happens to sit in the end zone. There's another guy there who regularly collects "dues" for "membership" in the "crew", but in reality he is just bullying the poor bastard and taking his money.

You're right. I see two people so far have rated Collins above Losman. No way that's fair.

I agree. Around the time I joined this board, there was a raging debate going on. Who should be our starter, DF or RJ? At that time, public opinion was split pretty evenly. I'm proud to say I was always a Flutie guy. I don't know where to put Bledsoe. He started off so great. Then he became not only slow and indecisive, but it seemed like he did not want to win or even try anymore.

We're not getting Louverareneauxus Coles, are we?

If that's slang for "dismantling of one's genitals with a rubber mallet," then yes, I am most definitely going to "take away his ipod."

Oh, I know. I got no beef with you. You're trying to help. I'm gonna track down the person who lied and I'm going to teach him things.

If this turns out to be false, I am going to find the fugger who started this rumor and I am going to perform unspeakable acts of torture on this person for many days.

Happy Birthday to you both! (SonOfWade, please say hi to your sister Tracy for me )

G. Mol will always live on in my heart. And in my dvd of The Notorious Betty Page! (Wow! If you like G. Mol at all, you need to see this movie!) --------------------- Funny thing about that needle I bought. I snapped that thing on my turntable and it really was an improvement in the sound. I was very happy with the upgrade (elliptical instead of conical). Then about three days later, my turntable totally crapped out on me. The motor died. It was a bottom of the line Sony belt drive. The funny part is that a friend of mine happened to have a turntable he was no longer using. A bottom of the line Audio Technica belt drive. I offered to pay him for it, but he just gave it to me no charge. Turns out that it's basically interchangeable with the one I had that died. It takes the exact same stylus. So I just switched it out and I'm back in business. Sounds great!

That's too bad. I liked this show. At least they get to finish the season and answer all the open questions. Should be interesting.

I love daylight savings. Sure we lose one hour, but I get to actually see some sunlight when I come home from work.

The Stuckincincy Celebrity Roast is next Saturday. I got one guest pass left. Andy Dick's emceeing. Whuddya say?

Happy Birthday to you both!

What's this I hear about some rookie whining about privelages? And now he's padding his post count to move up the ranks? We have a program in place to deal with these situations... Implement the Rochambeaux Protocol!

Ah, you're back up to four again. Not bad. I like to check on the progress of some of the more promising acolytes from time to time as I sip my cognac up here by the fireplace in the VIP lounge.