Cugalabanza

I'm with ya on that one, my friend! A true hubris moment is when you can't even open your window because the everlovin' motor is shot. I don't remember ever in my life complaining that it was too hard to manually roll a window down. I suppose if you were someone with abnormally weak arms (e.g., Chad Pennington), you could make the case that technology has embiggened our lives in this case.

Uhm, excuse me but… DUH!

Happy Lancasterdly bastardly birthday, Steve!

Everybody wants some

There's something missing in "Buffal"

You just bought yourself 7 years of still being a rookie.

Palabra a tu madre!

I just drank me a great big latte and I feel like this. But I know from experience that pretty soon I'm gonna feel like this.

Barry, morose

I have considered all the arguments and I have decided it's fair to offer $11 million per year. Jason, are you going to be a Buffalo Bill? You have until I get back from lunch to decide.

Chuck Barris

So hell is like that crappy movie, Exit to Eden? If that's the case, I gotta find out where naked Dana Delaney is hanging out!

I always figured those two for stoolgrabbers.

Hey, this isn't so bad. I always imagined hell would be a lot worse than this. If I could just find the damn bar… Uh oh!

I think we've hit bottom with this thing.

Oh, sweet mama! What a game! I'm really really glad I stayed up for that.

Torn off pieces of bread. Duh!

Objection! Assumes facts not in evidence.

everybody knows this is nowhere

That is disappointing. Ryan Adams is a massive tool.

Tell me about it! These guys are worth millions and they're walking around in a vulnerable state. God forbid a beaker of hydrochloric acid gets knocked over during a furious towel-snapping episode and spills on Aaron's Schoebel or Ashton's Youboty.

I'm so tired of this issue of locker room chemistry coming up all the time. Bottom line: it is potentially harmful to the players. I say take all that chemistry crap out of there and put it where it belongs, in a lab of some kind. I mean, do other pro sports teams have to deal with this crap? Totally bush league in my opinion!

Cue the Johnny Cash boom-chicka guitar… Don't take your guns to town son Leave your guns at home, Lynch Don't take your guns to town

How sad. Again, it's about imagining a hypothetical scenario. Nobody is making any wild claims about the likelihood of it happening. It's just a fun little thought experiment. You are definitely not invited to QB Bills' sick and amazing Super Bowl Victory Party.