Cugalabanza

Happy Birthday, cowtippur! Have a great one!

Regret = reading this thread

It's awful. I can't imagine what it's like for those caught in the middle of a disaster like this.

Happy Birthday to two beloved TV legends! Bob had that popular carpentry show of course and who could ever forget Dr. Trooth's amazing band from the Muppet Show? Cheers!

24 year old Bruce Smith.

Well, that's a new one. (sorry, I can't help you)

Happy Birthday to Cincy! Have a great one, kid!

Have a great Birthday, Taterhill!

3-0. Good game for the U.S. Altidore with the hat trick, wow! Even though the 3rd one was pretty soft, this has to be very good for his confidence. I think the Altidore/Ching striker combo is a winner. It's better for Donovan and Dempsey (and eventually Adu too), who are more comfortable as offensive-minded midfielders. Ching's back-header on the first goal was a thing of beauty. Onyewu looked really solid. The U.S. should have had more goals. The finishing continues to be a little shaky, especially against a pretty ragged looking T&T. But you can't really complain about a 3-0 result. I think their goal coming in was to be patient and control all aspects of the game. They did that. By the way, Mexico lost to Honduras 3-1. Youch! Sven has to be feeling like one sorry ass gringo in good ol' May-hee-co.

I rarely am brought to that point. And it's very cute how you always play coy after you intentionally get people stirred up. Your whole schtick is completely disingenuous. With your bogus "rumors." And your bragging about your BMW "sources." People get angry with you because that's exactly what you go fishing for. You said it yourself… You know what I think? I think you WISH you could be the anti-Christ. But the truth is not nearly that grandiose. You are simply an annoying attention-craving little infant.

Go away, you infant.

Next stop: Bansville. Can't happen soon enough as far as I'm concerned.

Man, just please shut the hell up with this garbage. Seriously.

Thank you for stating it so well. I don't get why you're labeled a "Cutler hater" if you don't think it's a good idea to trade for him. My take is that Cutler is a very good QB, but the Bills have more pressing needs right now.

"Sure, your crazy compulsive-lying sister can come live with us for as long as she needs to until she gets on her feet. And she's bringing her stupid dog that is a nervous wreck and doesn't know how to behave and pees and craps in the house? Ok, I guess that's alright."

It's called erotic obsession. Please keep it to yourself.

Happy Birthday you two nutty bastards!

No, I wouldn't. It would be a slight upgrade at QB, but at a very high cap hit. And we lose the first rounder? Just can't justify it. This team has significant holes to fill. Upgrading the starting QB is just not a priority compared to OL, DE, LB, TE, 3rd RB.

I like to go into somebody's email and change the AutoCorrect Options. You can change anything you want to make them look like an idiot. For example, any time they type "thanks" or "thank you," you can make it come out "Razzle-Dazzle!" I like to change the person's name to something cheesy. Like if it's "John" I can change it to "The J-Dog." Then I change the words "I" and "me" to "The J-Dog" also, so it looks like he likes to speak about himself in the third person. If they like to use the word "Sincerely," change it to "B word, You Got Served!" The possibilities are endless. Just remember what you changed so you can change it back when they start throwing stuff.

Especially if you go back in time to kill somebody you know damn well is supposed to still be alive in the future. Duh! That's basic stuff. Time Travel 101. Along with don't fall in love with your grandmother and bring an almanac.

I can't get DTV where I am. Tall trees in the way. I'm stuck with Comcast. They give me a lot of grief, but the picture is very good and never goes out.

I shudder to think of all the misery and suffering that was caused by the movie based on the sinking of this ill-fated boat.

Wednesday 7:30pm ET on ESPN2. They almost blew it bad the other day in El Salvador. They were down 2-0 late and managed to score twice in the final 15 minutes to get the tie. By all accounts it was a sloppy, lazy performance that was salvaged by some last-minute hussle. Sad, considering all the big names (Donovan, Altidore, Bradley, Dempsey, Beasley, Bocanegra, Pearce) involved. Missing were Adu, Tim Howard (suspension) and Onyewu (injury). They should be back for Wednesday. I didn't get to see the game, but I read that Altidore and Jose Francisco Torres were late subs that sparked the comeback. Also, Hedjuk was clutch, setting up the first one to Altidore and scoring the tying goal with his head in the 88th minute. Hopefully, they will come out Wednesday with a statement game. I'm dying to see this team come together and play well.

I hope they don't extend the season. I think 16 games is just right. The NFL is already hugely successful. 18 regular season games is getting greedy in my opinion. Not broke--please don't fix.

That's some really interesting stuff. Thanks.