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  1. Cugalabanza
    ESPN's take: The only reason T.O. even cares about Alzheimer's at all is because he is paranoid that people will forget how great he is.
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    Cheers, Wacka! I hope you have a very nice birthday.
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    Cincy, is that you, posting under alternate screen names again?
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    Peters is definitely not going to show up before a deal is worked out. I think this problem is just going to linger/fester for a while, just like last year when nobody got what they wanted.
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    Gee Drew, can I be big and strong like you and throw for lots of yards? Can I, huh? Huh, can I?
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    I am totally freaking out right now.
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    Well, he certainly didn't strain it writing too many checks.
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    Ha! He went back in time and married young hot Demi Moore again.
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    It's kind of a creepy thing, knowing that you are going to suffer abject misery and disgrace at a specific time six months in the future.
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    How 'bout a giant spinning wheel that they bring out at the start of overtime and each team spins it so see how many points they need to win the game? The values range from 2 to 11. The hard part? You can't go over.
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    I think the team that loses the coin toss should be given a chance to make it 2 out of 3, if they can answer a series of pop trivia questions. Then 3 out of 5, etc… with gradually more difficult questions. Of course, the home team would have the advantage of fans shouting answers. Seriously though, you know what would be kind of fun? No punts in overtime!
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    Convoluted. Inelegant. Awkward. Ugly.
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    Well, I guess I assumed he must have outperformed somebody somewhere because, as I understand it, he drives a very expensive car. But then again, maybe he just inherited a load of cash.
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    Dan Marino is a good example of the Mr. Magoo Phenomenon: Sometimes a simpleton will outperform the competition by virtue of not being distracted by complex thoughts. Other popular examples: George W. Bush, Tom Cruise, Don King, Glen Beck, Kirsten Dunst, SKOOBY, etc...
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    I'm glad they are not changing it. I like it the way it is. Two reasons: 1. Simplicity 2. Sudden death is cool I don't feel bad for a team that loses in OT on the first possession. They should have either (a) won it in regulation or (b) played better defense in OT.
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    Congrats, damj! You realize, of course, that we're going to keep referring to you as "rookie."
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    Larry the Cable Guy? Oh dear god, no.
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    That's good stuff
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    Cheers, Buftex! Have a great birthday!
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    That is just really rough. I'm sorry for your losses. I hope you are doing ok.
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    Uh, you spelled pedaler wrong.
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    Oh yeah? What was he telling you?
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    Dammit! I suppose you're right. Foiled once again by the convoluted and mysterious workings of the female nether-regions. Story of my life!
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    Oooh, and "clitigation!"
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    I don't know how this issue is going to turn out, but I would like to take this opportunity to coin a new word: Vagislation. Don’t think about stealing it--I've already started the trademark paperwork.
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