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Next stop: Bansville. Can't happen soon enough as far as I'm concerned.

Man, just please shut the hell up with this garbage. Seriously.

Thank you for stating it so well. I don't get why you're labeled a "Cutler hater" if you don't think it's a good idea to trade for him. My take is that Cutler is a very good QB, but the Bills have more pressing needs right now.

"Sure, your crazy compulsive-lying sister can come live with us for as long as she needs to until she gets on her feet. And she's bringing her stupid dog that is a nervous wreck and doesn't know how to behave and pees and craps in the house? Ok, I guess that's alright."

It's called erotic obsession. Please keep it to yourself.

Happy Birthday you two nutty bastards!

No, I wouldn't. It would be a slight upgrade at QB, but at a very high cap hit. And we lose the first rounder? Just can't justify it. This team has significant holes to fill. Upgrading the starting QB is just not a priority compared to OL, DE, LB, TE, 3rd RB.

I like to go into somebody's email and change the AutoCorrect Options. You can change anything you want to make them look like an idiot. For example, any time they type "thanks" or "thank you," you can make it come out "Razzle-Dazzle!" I like to change the person's name to something cheesy. Like if it's "John" I can change it to "The J-Dog." Then I change the words "I" and "me" to "The J-Dog" also, so it looks like he likes to speak about himself in the third person. If they like to use the word "Sincerely," change it to "B word, You Got Served!" The possibilities are endless. Just remember what you changed so you can change it back when they start throwing stuff.

Especially if you go back in time to kill somebody you know damn well is supposed to still be alive in the future. Duh! That's basic stuff. Time Travel 101. Along with don't fall in love with your grandmother and bring an almanac.

I can't get DTV where I am. Tall trees in the way. I'm stuck with Comcast. They give me a lot of grief, but the picture is very good and never goes out.

I shudder to think of all the misery and suffering that was caused by the movie based on the sinking of this ill-fated boat.

Wednesday 7:30pm ET on ESPN2. They almost blew it bad the other day in El Salvador. They were down 2-0 late and managed to score twice in the final 15 minutes to get the tie. By all accounts it was a sloppy, lazy performance that was salvaged by some last-minute hussle. Sad, considering all the big names (Donovan, Altidore, Bradley, Dempsey, Beasley, Bocanegra, Pearce) involved. Missing were Adu, Tim Howard (suspension) and Onyewu (injury). They should be back for Wednesday. I didn't get to see the game, but I read that Altidore and Jose Francisco Torres were late subs that sparked the comeback. Also, Hedjuk was clutch, setting up the first one to Altidore and scoring the tying goal with his head in the 88th minute. Hopefully, they will come out Wednesday with a statement game. I'm dying to see this team come together and play well.

I hope they don't extend the season. I think 16 games is just right. The NFL is already hugely successful. 18 regular season games is getting greedy in my opinion. Not broke--please don't fix.

That's some really interesting stuff. Thanks.

That's because his 7th grade science class hasn't gotten to that chapter yet.

I'm sorry, I can't in good conscience vote for such grotesquely unattractive children. Just kidding of course! They are actually very cute kids! I was gonna vote for all of yours'n, but it only let me do it one time, so Gabrielle got the vote.

Actually, I think this has a chance to be very funny. I can't think of anyone better than the Farrelly Bros. to pull this off. I can really see Benecio Del Toro being great as Moe--it kind of makes me laugh just picturing it. I am of course a little worried about Sean Penn once again going "full retard."

Or Glenn Scarpelli for that matter.

I want to put on my tool belt and make her say, "Oh, Schneider! Do it to me, Schneider..." I've wanted this for many many years now. Perhaps I've said too much.

Youch! That seems kind of harsh. And random. I'm not sure where you're aiming with this. Sports fans? College hoops fans?

Spinner

Oooh, I'm gonna have to check out 35:06 on my dvr when I get home.

Yes, I think you are right. It's just that I have to laugh sometimes, when I'm struck by what a huge, mind-fugging tapestry it all is.

That made me laugh a little. "Things BEGIN to unravel...?" I guess because it's been such smooth sailing up to this point.

I'm not quite ready yet for this level of confidence. I'm still worried about a couple things (Peters and o-line depth, adding a quality DE, third RB, upgrade at LB, possibly a pass catching TE). But somewhere around July I'll be back on the superbowl bandwagon. I believe it goes something like this... Shock (November-December) Denial (December) Anger And Guilt (December-January) Despair And Depression (January-May) Acceptance (June) Spontaneous Inexplicable Renewal of Blind Optimism For New Season (July-October) [rinse and repeat]