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Those are your "facts?"

I admit nothing.

Dear nerds: If you don't want to get hit in the face with a dodgeball, just stay in the back. When a stray ball rolls near you, pick it up. Toss it gently over to the other side so somebody can easily catch it. Now go sit down and wait for the start of the next game. It's not that hard. Christ, I thought you were supposed to be smart or something. You think dodgeball is barbaric? Ha! I'll tell you what's barbaric: Your life, if you don't learn how to protect yourself. Also, please don't go home and cry to your mom. We like playing dodgeball. Thank you, The other kids

Uhm, I think we're gonna have to hear a little bit more about this, especially considering that you listed it as a "PRO."

gringo starr WR SUNY Geneseo Age: 38 5' 8.5" 175 lbs. 5.4 40yd 13.5" vert 6.5" broad PRO SUNY Geneseo does not have an organized football program but on the playground, gringo demonstrates good hands and the ability for yards after the catch, especially against co-ed competition. Willing to play injured, drunk, whatever it takes, for no pay whatsoever. Showed mediocre athleticism in intramural broomball. CON Lacks speed, strength, overall fitness, knowledge of the pro game and would probably need help even putting his uniform and equipment on. Even against low level competition, has been known to intentionally allow himself to be gang tackled by girls instead of fighting for additional yardage, simply because he seems to enjoy it. SUMMARY gringo posseses an inexplicable loyalty to the Buffalo Bills organization and would refuse to even play for any other NFL team. His raw enthusiasm might be enough for him to make a contribution on special teams, where his clumsiness and natural ability to run into people could conceivably cause fumbles in kick coverage. PROJECTION Walk on. Fractured ankle first day of tryouts.

I guess it's true what they say about great minds.

I like Madden too. I wonder who will step in to work with Al Michaels (who is also exellent in my opinion).

Here's my advice to people who have a conflict between their religious obligations and the scheduling of sporting events: Decide which one means more to you.

And they're all right around the same age. Tsaikotic is thirty tsix. Indy Dave and KnightRider were obviously twins separated at birth because they were born on the same day 39 years ago and they both have car-related screen names. Rayzer32 aint 32 no more--he's 41. Happy Birthday, blokes!

You make a really good argument.

Can you please provide a complete list of who is and who isn't a complete !@#$ing idiot? I can't stand the suspense over here.

It really is amazing how consistently well he's done throughout all the changes in personnel. I wonder how long before he gets offered a head coaching job somewhere.

I personally don't see it happening. Too costly. Too many other holes to fill.

But $9.75M wouldn't make him the "highest paid in the league at that position."

I've decided I'm just gonna believe the rumor. I'm kind of itching for some good news so I'm just gonna believe it. The Bills have offered Peters something well into 8 figures/yr. and he's about to sign. We'll hear confirmation of this soon. The explanation that appeals to me at the moment is the one I choose to accept. Ever hear of Occam's Razor. This is sort of like that--it's called gringo's rusty hacksaw.

Yes, but can we believe him? He seems like a trustworthy enough fellow. It's weird that he would spread this rumor on other sites, but not mention anything here. The OP is right--he's got some 'splaining to do.

I hope Rose, Bernard and Vincent are ready for them. By the way, I remember reading somewhere (probably Lostpedia) that the producers confirmed that Victor will make it all the way to the end of the series alive and well.

So, who exactly is this Astro (Dean Kindig)? Is this someone we can trust or just another goofy cartoon dog pissing on our leg?

The passion with which you say you argued your point, compounded with the dramatic way you fled the scene, indicates that there is more to this situation than is immediately apparent. I think the next step for you is to make your romantic love for your friend known to him. If he reciprocates, then you may begin to arrange your wonderful new life together. If not, you will simply live out your pathetic remaining years in crippling shame. Seriously though: Bring him a 6 pack (or something comparable) and say "Sorry I got a little worked up the other night. No hard feelings." I'd be very surprised if anything more than that is required (that is, unless your argument happened to be about the quality of his wife's bj's.)

I started playing guitar recreationally about 20 years ago. In that time, I've managed to go from terrible to not-so-terrible to almost-sub-adequate.

I have to disagree with you on this one. That fumble was all on Losman in my opinion. He was scrambling and rolling out and holding...holding...holding the ball out there. All he had to do on that play was not turn the ball over and the Bills win. There was even a moment after Losman felt contact from the defender when he still could have tucked the ball and taken the sack, but he had to try to make something magic happen.

When I was six, my imaginary friend, Dr. Lefoffelif, said to me, "you are a sensitive boy and no matter what you do in this lifetime you will always be paralyzed with self-doubt." I wanted to ask him what he meant by this, but he got a restraining order against me and I was not allowed within 200 yards of him. Seriously though, the best advise ever (from my Dad): If you ever get into trouble, don't tell the cops ANYTHING.

Have a Great Birthday, Chef!

It's kind of a trick question. The answer is BEN. Ben lies. He lies everywhere he goes. So it follows that he would lie in the shadow of the statue too. Just a little joke Widmore's people like to do.

Day 2, maybe. Definitely need to acquire one more decent RB somehow. Right now you have… Lynch (legit, but suspended first 3 games) Jackson (legit, but he can't do it all by himself) Omon (good for a solid 0.8 yards per carry and he might not fumble it) This team has A LOT of holes right now. Fitzgerald is the #2 QB? Youch! It will be very interesting to see how this roster fills out by the start of camp.