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Ooh, I want to add a really obscure one... On the Sopranos, Janice had this really lame boyfriend. He played terrible Christian music and he had narcolepsy. When people were introduced to him, he'd say, "Have you heard the good news?" Then the other person just looks at him funny and he continues, "He is risen." Then usually he would pass out asleep with his face in his dinner. That guy. He always made me laugh.

Richard Quine Tom Verlaine & Richard Lloyd Stephen Malkmus Thurston Moore Dan Auerbach Syd Barrett Zoot Horn Rollo

I found some other names that were included that shouldn't be... Larry Hagman Joyce Dewitt Kristy McNichol Gavin MacLeod Hey, wait a minute--this isn't the Bills roster, it's the Battle of the Network Stars lineup!

Yeah, you're right. That's more like it. And, although nobody quite understands how, the Pats gain extra first round picks for next year and 2011 in the process.

The Pats always get the best of us some way or another. Here's how I see it playing out: Bills FO: Hey, wanna swap first rounders if we give you a 4th rounder too? We really wanna grab that guy Pettigrew before Atlanta takes him. Pats FO: Sure, let's do it. Bills FO: (hmmm...that was way to easy. They must know something about Pettigrew we don't.) Nevermind, deal's off. (ha ha, they almost had us that time.) Pats FO: Ok, whatever. Morons. Then... Atlanta takes Pettigew who promptly scores 14 TD's and gets rookie of the year. Bills FO: Pats FO:

Bob and David

Skanky. Is it possible to get herpes from just looking at a picture?

d'oh! Sorry, I got Peters on the brain. Anyway, I don't think we gave Greer the pinata treatment. I thought the majority opinion around here is that he's a quality guy, just a victim of economics. No?

Not likely. As we all know, the contemporary zombie seeks out and feeds on live brains.

That's encouraging to me. What the fans say when a player leaves is a good indicator. These are the guys watching every snap. They see beyond the stats. I know it's easy to dismiss message board stuff, but when it represents a consensus opinion, I think it's sound. I feel good about Rhodes. I feel good about Hangartner too, for the same reasons. I suspect the Eagles feel pretty good about getting Greer too.

I feel the same way. I think there's still a whole lot of shuffling to be done. What the final roster will look like is anybody's guess.

Those are your "facts?"

I admit nothing.

Dear nerds: If you don't want to get hit in the face with a dodgeball, just stay in the back. When a stray ball rolls near you, pick it up. Toss it gently over to the other side so somebody can easily catch it. Now go sit down and wait for the start of the next game. It's not that hard. Christ, I thought you were supposed to be smart or something. You think dodgeball is barbaric? Ha! I'll tell you what's barbaric: Your life, if you don't learn how to protect yourself. Also, please don't go home and cry to your mom. We like playing dodgeball. Thank you, The other kids

Uhm, I think we're gonna have to hear a little bit more about this, especially considering that you listed it as a "PRO."

gringo starr WR SUNY Geneseo Age: 38 5' 8.5" 175 lbs. 5.4 40yd 13.5" vert 6.5" broad PRO SUNY Geneseo does not have an organized football program but on the playground, gringo demonstrates good hands and the ability for yards after the catch, especially against co-ed competition. Willing to play injured, drunk, whatever it takes, for no pay whatsoever. Showed mediocre athleticism in intramural broomball. CON Lacks speed, strength, overall fitness, knowledge of the pro game and would probably need help even putting his uniform and equipment on. Even against low level competition, has been known to intentionally allow himself to be gang tackled by girls instead of fighting for additional yardage, simply because he seems to enjoy it. SUMMARY gringo posseses an inexplicable loyalty to the Buffalo Bills organization and would refuse to even play for any other NFL team. His raw enthusiasm might be enough for him to make a contribution on special teams, where his clumsiness and natural ability to run into people could conceivably cause fumbles in kick coverage. PROJECTION Walk on. Fractured ankle first day of tryouts.

I guess it's true what they say about great minds.

I like Madden too. I wonder who will step in to work with Al Michaels (who is also exellent in my opinion).

Here's my advice to people who have a conflict between their religious obligations and the scheduling of sporting events: Decide which one means more to you.

And they're all right around the same age. Tsaikotic is thirty tsix. Indy Dave and KnightRider were obviously twins separated at birth because they were born on the same day 39 years ago and they both have car-related screen names. Rayzer32 aint 32 no more--he's 41. Happy Birthday, blokes!

You make a really good argument.

Can you please provide a complete list of who is and who isn't a complete !@#$ing idiot? I can't stand the suspense over here.

It really is amazing how consistently well he's done throughout all the changes in personnel. I wonder how long before he gets offered a head coaching job somewhere.

I personally don't see it happening. Too costly. Too many other holes to fill.

But $9.75M wouldn't make him the "highest paid in the league at that position."