Cugalabanza

I'm glad you asked. I didn't get that either.

Speaking of getting entertainment value from nonsense uttered by vapid twats, what do you guys think of Skooby's claim that his BM is worth more than your house?

That's a very good point, Tom, but from now on when you use a quotation at the end of a sentence, please put the period before the quotation mark, not after it. Same goes for the commas too. Thank you.

I just think the whole goddamm thing is so absolutely everlovin' wonderful, I just almost can't hardly stand it. It's truly a banner day for classy broads everywhere. Go U.S.A.!

EEEEEEEYYYYAAAHHHHHH!!!!

I think I broke the code.

Aw Christ, here we go. Keep your arms and legs inside the car at all times. Make sure the safety bar is secure and in the locked position. Enjoy the ride.

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See that word below your screen name? It says "Rookie." There will be no rubbing of anything in any faces other than your own.

Feliz cumpleanos para cinco bastardos en el Cinco de Mayo!

As my mom would say, "that's a lotta cheesecake, Lou!" (We never knew why she said that). Congrats on your impressive landmark achievement!

Everything comes together just right. Maybin is an instant star, striking fear in to the hearts of all opposing QB's. The defense attacks, smothers and takes the ball away. The o-line works with the new beef in the middle and Walker and Butler at the edges. Trent finds a comfy spot in the pocket and spreads the ball around to a variety of targets. Lynch and Jackson and Rhodes run to daylight. 14-2, AFC East Champs. 1st round bye.

Happy Birthday, kids!

So, is a godsister's daughter a godniece?

I wish I could "lock in" my body type. I don't need to be adding any more bulk to this frame. We'll see if Maybin can make the grade when he gets on the field. I will be glad when the season starts and we don't have to hear about body types and what is the ideal build for whatever position. We'll have a much better measuring stick: who can make plays!

What can she give him that we can't?

Happy Birthday, Joe! I'll drink a few in your honor too. Cheers!

The effectiveness did seem to fade out as the season went on. But with White they have the added element of the QB shifting out wide to line up as a WR and actually having a chance of making a reception.

The report I read said he lacks the lateral mobility for tackle in the NFL and is more suited to the interior.

Well said!

The Raiders are adding a ton of entertainment value to this draft. Obviously old man Davis is running wild. I can't wait to see the rest of their picks.

Raiders

Well, the experts are going to be disappointed because everybody knows a surprise is not as fun if you are expecting it.

I'll say one thing about that ridiculous gum-drop-totin' hippie--he can take a good tasering.

Yeah, and to Lana too!