gringo starr WR
SUNY Geneseo
Age: 38
5' 8.5"
175 lbs.
5.4 40yd
13.5" vert
6.5" broad
PRO
SUNY Geneseo does not have an organized football program but on the playground, gringo demonstrates good hands and the ability for yards after the catch, especially against co-ed competition. Willing to play injured, drunk, whatever it takes, for no pay whatsoever. Showed mediocre athleticism in intramural broomball.
CON
Lacks speed, strength, overall fitness, knowledge of the pro game and would probably need help even putting his uniform and equipment on. Even against low level competition, has been known to intentionally allow himself to be gang tackled by girls instead of fighting for additional yardage, simply because he seems to enjoy it.
SUMMARY
gringo posseses an inexplicable loyalty to the Buffalo Bills organization and would refuse to even play for any other NFL team. His raw enthusiasm might be enough for him to make a contribution on special teams, where his clumsiness and natural ability to run into people could conceivably cause fumbles in kick coverage.
PROJECTION
Walk on. Fractured ankle first day of tryouts.