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Probably intentional marketing, considering their customer base. "Long John" + "fish taco." Cunning linguistics.

Happy Birthday, BGiOP!

It's awesome! He really deserves it. I happen to think he is a world class center back. This is great for American players. I want to see the next generation of American players all over the place in the top European leagues. I want to see them in the Champions League, FA Cup Finals, etc…

What if you just sort of feel like you have been brutally assaulted by every single member of your favorite team's whole organization over and over again, over a period of many years? Any recourse there?

Sounds nice. I'll bring my thesaurus.

I think that's it exactly. He needs to break out of his natural tendency to want to dribble right at people. It was never fair though for people to try to stick him with the "savior" tag. That is much Freddie Adu about nothing. The true saviors of U.S. soccer are (from back to front) Howard, Onyewu, Bradley, Feilhaber, Donovan, Altidore.

I was going to, but then I glanced at your impressive post count and I lost my nerve.

So we're supposed to believe the transaction takes place like this: CINCY: Hello there, young man. How would you like to help out a neighbor and earn yourself a crisp dollar bill in the bargain? KID: Sure mister, what do you have in mind? etc… I'm not sure you could get a neighborhood kid to pause his ipod for less than $20.

I'm drawing from the rich and colorful Drinking Game Vernacular. Example: Let's say I bounce the quarter successfully into the shot glass. That means you take a drink. If I miss, I take a drink. In the unlikely event my cat jumps up and swallows the quarter in flight, we both spontaneously declare, "SOCIAL!" and everybody present takes a drink. Right about now, you're thinking how pathetic it all is, and you're right. But you have to remember the primary function of the drinking game: Run! Run away from your problems and don't look back. And have a muthergrabbin fun ass time doin' it!

Nobody's b'day = Social!

I have this dvd (as long as Tops isn't selling a different version). It's the complete broadcast. Check out Todd Christensen rocking the greasy broadcaster mullet.

Come on Lana. You knew what you were starting. This thread is snowballing out of control.

Sometimes this is advisable.

I think you used the wrong smiley ----------->

Hmmm… the snazziness of this guy's sequins seems to working against him here, as it merely serves to illuminate the absurdity of his folly. So sad.

I submit to you that she was never really that hot. Even in the "before" picture, I can see the latent skanky meth whore waiting to blossom. By the way, you know what's nice? Sequins! Got some old dingy vest lying around? Glue some shiny sequins all over it…POW! Snazzy!

A couple other good ones... Saving Face. Asian lesbians. Lost and Delirious. All girl boarding school. (The tag line is "Friends, Roommates, Lovers")

Femme Fatale is a terrible movie, but there's a scene near the beginning with Rebecca Romijn and some other beautiful girl that is By the way, I voted for Mullholland Drive. Better lesbian scenes, far better movie.

Hondurans are passionate about soccer. They have had to put up with a lot of crap (poverty, natural disasters, shaky politics). Lately, they seem to be improving their game. They have a decent chance of qualifying for the World Cup for the first time since 1982. Honduras is cool.

Duh, it's what's on the opposite side of a bee's hamstring. It's just a lesser collection of players. As opposed to the A-squad. Many of the top notch U.S. players just had a stretch with the national team and are either getting a rest or going back to their club team responsibilities.

I'm not really familiar with him. I missed the Grenada game. I'll have to check him out tomorrow.

USA vs. Honduras, Wed. 7/8 at 9pm ET on Fox Soccer Channel. It's a step down in intensity from the Confederations Cup. For the most part, it's a B-squad for team USA. But some top players like Steve Cherundolo, Freddy Adu and Charlie Davies will be featured. Also, it was just announced that Benny Feilhaber was just added to the roster for this game. USA beat Grenada 4-0 over the weekend. They finish up group play against Haiti this Saturday at 7pm (also televised on FSC).

Oh, Cincy.

Exactly!