Cugalabanza

So hot!

Yup, for $13.50.

Not me. At first glance, I assumed it was a verb, meaning to make spicier in a latin sort of way. Example: "Poojer sure salsified his Jimmy Buffet party when he popped in that Gloria Estefan cd and started dancing the forbidden dance of desire."

Worst cocktail ever.

I watched the game last night. I don't watch MLS very often, but I was pleasantly surprised at the overall quality of play. The three goals the Galaxy scored in the first half were first rate. Donovan was the best player out there.

That should be very interesting. The whole situation has gotten messy.

Reminder: Gold Cup Quarterfinal… USA vs. Panama on Sat. 7/18 at 7:30pm on Fox Soccer Channel

Pretty awesome.

I did. Page 1. Post#13. Don't I count? What, I can't be a man 'cause I don't smoke the same cigarettes as you?

Speaking of sausage, I know a girl who just loves it in the can. All these guys in the neighborhood, when they heard about it, they all came over to try to get some from her. It was crazy--she was beating them off with both hands.

Thank you! And sorry--I did try to do a search, but "UFL" didn't meet the 4-character minimum and I wasn't sure of another relevant term to use.

Any discerning schizophrenic knows that the electric can opener is the preferred device for DIY home circumcisions.

…I don't think so. [saxophone solo]

Pre-existing condition? Sorry, coverage denied.

I pulled it off. I am the greatest of all time! What do I win?

Oh no! Not on "Free Dozen Eggs Night."

I admit I don’t know much about it. I know that it will start in October with 4 teams. Each team plays a 6 game regular season and then there's a championship game. I heard that Versus will have the rights and all games will be in HD, with the games on Wednesday, Thursday and Friday nights. That's about all I know. Maybe it's just my football withdrawal talking, but I'm intrigued. Might be fun rooting for some familiar has-beens and potential might-yet-be's. I'll be rooting for Losman if he's the guy for Vegas. What does everyone else think?

Actually, despite being one of the most overplayed songs ever, I have to say that Satisfaction is my favorite Stones song. The message never gets tired for me and the lyrics are great. I've always loved the Devo cover too!

Wild Whores Couldn't Drag Me Away

Probably intentional marketing, considering their customer base. "Long John" + "fish taco." Cunning linguistics.

Happy Birthday, BGiOP!

It's awesome! He really deserves it. I happen to think he is a world class center back. This is great for American players. I want to see the next generation of American players all over the place in the top European leagues. I want to see them in the Champions League, FA Cup Finals, etc…

What if you just sort of feel like you have been brutally assaulted by every single member of your favorite team's whole organization over and over again, over a period of many years? Any recourse there?

Sounds nice. I'll bring my thesaurus.