Cugalabanza

That should be very interesting. The whole situation has gotten messy.

Reminder: Gold Cup Quarterfinal… USA vs. Panama on Sat. 7/18 at 7:30pm on Fox Soccer Channel

Pretty awesome.

I did. Page 1. Post#13. Don't I count? What, I can't be a man 'cause I don't smoke the same cigarettes as you?

Speaking of sausage, I know a girl who just loves it in the can. All these guys in the neighborhood, when they heard about it, they all came over to try to get some from her. It was crazy--she was beating them off with both hands.

Thank you! And sorry--I did try to do a search, but "UFL" didn't meet the 4-character minimum and I wasn't sure of another relevant term to use.

Any discerning schizophrenic knows that the electric can opener is the preferred device for DIY home circumcisions.

…I don't think so. [saxophone solo]

Pre-existing condition? Sorry, coverage denied.

I pulled it off. I am the greatest of all time! What do I win?

Oh no! Not on "Free Dozen Eggs Night."

I admit I don’t know much about it. I know that it will start in October with 4 teams. Each team plays a 6 game regular season and then there's a championship game. I heard that Versus will have the rights and all games will be in HD, with the games on Wednesday, Thursday and Friday nights. That's about all I know. Maybe it's just my football withdrawal talking, but I'm intrigued. Might be fun rooting for some familiar has-beens and potential might-yet-be's. I'll be rooting for Losman if he's the guy for Vegas. What does everyone else think?

Actually, despite being one of the most overplayed songs ever, I have to say that Satisfaction is my favorite Stones song. The message never gets tired for me and the lyrics are great. I've always loved the Devo cover too!

Wild Whores Couldn't Drag Me Away

Probably intentional marketing, considering their customer base. "Long John" + "fish taco." Cunning linguistics.

Happy Birthday, BGiOP!

It's awesome! He really deserves it. I happen to think he is a world class center back. This is great for American players. I want to see the next generation of American players all over the place in the top European leagues. I want to see them in the Champions League, FA Cup Finals, etc…

What if you just sort of feel like you have been brutally assaulted by every single member of your favorite team's whole organization over and over again, over a period of many years? Any recourse there?

Sounds nice. I'll bring my thesaurus.

I think that's it exactly. He needs to break out of his natural tendency to want to dribble right at people. It was never fair though for people to try to stick him with the "savior" tag. That is much Freddie Adu about nothing. The true saviors of U.S. soccer are (from back to front) Howard, Onyewu, Bradley, Feilhaber, Donovan, Altidore.

I was going to, but then I glanced at your impressive post count and I lost my nerve.

So we're supposed to believe the transaction takes place like this: CINCY: Hello there, young man. How would you like to help out a neighbor and earn yourself a crisp dollar bill in the bargain? KID: Sure mister, what do you have in mind? etc… I'm not sure you could get a neighborhood kid to pause his ipod for less than $20.

I'm drawing from the rich and colorful Drinking Game Vernacular. Example: Let's say I bounce the quarter successfully into the shot glass. That means you take a drink. If I miss, I take a drink. In the unlikely event my cat jumps up and swallows the quarter in flight, we both spontaneously declare, "SOCIAL!" and everybody present takes a drink. Right about now, you're thinking how pathetic it all is, and you're right. But you have to remember the primary function of the drinking game: Run! Run away from your problems and don't look back. And have a muthergrabbin fun ass time doin' it!

Nobody's b'day = Social!