Cugalabanza

I don't know who I am anymore

Why do you even bother? One important lesson I have learned is that it is not worthwhile engaging in a debate with someone who is not willing or able to bring reason to the discussion. If the crux of a person's argument is "because it says so in a book," you have no hope. Changing someone's mind requires that there is a functioning mind there to begin with.

It's up to you to tell him that he has died and to guide him into the light. Is there a pottery wheel around?

I personally don't understand all the praise for this show. I went out and bought season 1 based on all the recommendations. I hated it. Gave it away to a friend the next day. Didn't even want it in my house. I'm not saying that it's a bad show. Lots of smart people really love it. I seem to be in the minority. I won't get into the reasons I hated it because, after all, it's just a matter of personal preference. My suggestion is to watch an episode first (you can probably catch a rerun on tv or find a free stream online) to check it out before you buy.

650 gigs a month? That's a huge amount of content, whether it be movies, tv shows, porn, whatever. I guess I really am getting old because what the hell are these kids up to with these goddamn compooters all day long? More importantly, exactly what is the difference between a compooter and a teenager in these crazy everloving times in which we're living? I cannot tell the difference except that one is cleaner/smells better than the other. /end crazy-out-of-touch-no-longer-young-person-rant

ssssuppp yall??? g.starr keepin it real. alla dem pruhtendaz cant front! Be champ a da last post thread B4 long Dog! LOL!!!!!!!!!!

Just give it to him.

I'm curious to see what exciting new project she has lined up next. Are they bringing back Hollywood Squares?

I certainly hope so.

I was about to call you a lousy son of a B word, but then I realized that you are actually quite excellent at it. ...But to answer your question... Yes, pretty much.

I don't even want to win this thread anymore. The success would change me.

Are you out of your mind? How dare you talk about a classy broad like Paula Abdul like that. She may be frivolous, garish, inane and a cancer upon the very notion of artistic sensibility, but I will not sit here and let you say that she is stupid. It takes a very rare (and evil) type of intelligence to achieve that level of celebrity and wealth with no discernible talent whatsoever.

an injury report suitable for his epitaph... "crotch, questionable."

Tiger Woods farts on this thread. This thread gets punched in the face with its penis glued to its stomach. Lana puts on a skimpy bikini for this thread, but so that no one can see. This thread annoyingly eats corn in a haphazard manner, leaving stray kernels behind. Lana also farts on this thread.

1st runner up and alternate (in case something should happen to damj).

UConn James is 29 today and BillsFanNC is 38. Happy Muthergrabbin' Birthday to you fine good gentlemen!

Today is Northern Territory Picnic Day in Australia. I don't really know much about it, but I hope you have a happy one. I'm gonna celebrate by taking it easy at work today. I mean really really half-assing it. Cheers, mates!

End-to-end (aka typewriter style) all the way!

Or maybe you should hide it in the dank fruit cellar. Just for a few days, so they don't find it.

Yup. Good point.

Excellent!

I think Glenn Close was good casting. No, she is not as attractive as any of the others mentioned, but that's not essential for the story. The affair that sparked all the conflict in the movie does not require that the other woman be irresistably gorgeous. It's about the Michael Douglas character and his struggles. In the Other Woman phenomenon, "Other" is the operative word. It doesn't matter that his wife is more beautiful. I think most married men can relate to this. Anyway, Glenn Close is a very good actor and she was right for the role in my opinion.

I follow no one.

War is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Ignorance is Strength.