Cugalabanza

I'm hearing differing reports. It's either the one that went to the market or the one that went "wee wee wee" all the way home.

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Even worse than the uniforms: the ball! Was that a joke? Black laces and a lime green half-stripe? (I probably will check out the games though)

Shenanigans!

Too much gringo, not enough starr.

Beerball, you're not too sharp today. Obviously it's to get rid of the body. Personally, I think it works better with a chainsaw, but a lawnmover will do nicely as well.

Well said. Couldn't agree more.

By the way, I've always hated this misconception. I've had the misfortune of knowing a few insane people. I'd say the definitive trait is not so much repeating the same actions over and over again and expecting a different outcome. It's more like making random unpredictable inappropriate actions over and over again with no regard for the outcome.

Congratulations on your inexplicable decision to publicly embarrass yourself. You joke. You fool. I could carve a better man from a piece of dog sh--.

At the Estadio Azteca in Mexico City. Very big game, especially for Mexico. They have not done well in qualifying (currently 4th place in CONCACAF and only the top 3 nations are gauranteed to qualify) and if they lose this one, they would actually be in danger of missing a WC spot. Both sides will have their top squads ready. The U.S. has never won in Mexico (0-22-1). It will definitely be shown in Spanish on Telemundo. It might be tougher to find an English language broadcast. For some reason, ESPN could not get the rights to this one. Supposedly, it will be available on most cable and satellite carriers on a channel called MUN2. I just did a quick guide search on Comcast and couldn't find it. I guess I'll try again in a day or two. Strangely, ESPN will show a half-hour pre-game show at 3:30, but then you'll have to switch over for the game at 4:00. Anyway, this should be a great game. I would watch it in any language. Go USA!

I don't know who I am anymore

Why do you even bother? One important lesson I have learned is that it is not worthwhile engaging in a debate with someone who is not willing or able to bring reason to the discussion. If the crux of a person's argument is "because it says so in a book," you have no hope. Changing someone's mind requires that there is a functioning mind there to begin with.

It's up to you to tell him that he has died and to guide him into the light. Is there a pottery wheel around?

I personally don't understand all the praise for this show. I went out and bought season 1 based on all the recommendations. I hated it. Gave it away to a friend the next day. Didn't even want it in my house. I'm not saying that it's a bad show. Lots of smart people really love it. I seem to be in the minority. I won't get into the reasons I hated it because, after all, it's just a matter of personal preference. My suggestion is to watch an episode first (you can probably catch a rerun on tv or find a free stream online) to check it out before you buy.

650 gigs a month? That's a huge amount of content, whether it be movies, tv shows, porn, whatever. I guess I really am getting old because what the hell are these kids up to with these goddamn compooters all day long? More importantly, exactly what is the difference between a compooter and a teenager in these crazy everloving times in which we're living? I cannot tell the difference except that one is cleaner/smells better than the other. /end crazy-out-of-touch-no-longer-young-person-rant

ssssuppp yall??? g.starr keepin it real. alla dem pruhtendaz cant front! Be champ a da last post thread B4 long Dog! LOL!!!!!!!!!!

Just give it to him.

I'm curious to see what exciting new project she has lined up next. Are they bringing back Hollywood Squares?

I certainly hope so.

I was about to call you a lousy son of a B word, but then I realized that you are actually quite excellent at it. ...But to answer your question... Yes, pretty much.

I don't even want to win this thread anymore. The success would change me.

Are you out of your mind? How dare you talk about a classy broad like Paula Abdul like that. She may be frivolous, garish, inane and a cancer upon the very notion of artistic sensibility, but I will not sit here and let you say that she is stupid. It takes a very rare (and evil) type of intelligence to achieve that level of celebrity and wealth with no discernible talent whatsoever.

an injury report suitable for his epitaph... "crotch, questionable."