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I can't remember the names, but my favorite was the one in the middle here (sleeveless, holding the gift)... bradfords

Arm wrestling? No way. How 'bout a lily pad jumping contest?

Fortunately, confidence and decision-making are skills which are very easy to obtain on short notice. I think Trent should go out and pick these up today so that he can have the rest of the week to practice using them. Sorry, I'm in a goofy mood. Probably just a weird side effect of all the despair I repress on a daily basis.

Nah, not really. Just tired of rich people fighting with other rich people about who's gonna get richer.

I kind of hope they all die of gonorrhea and rot in hell. The only party in football who deserves a better deal is the fans.

easy

It is an interesting read, though. Thanks, Beerball.

Dammit! I can't even read an article about Nobel winners without being reminded of the Bills' 4 straight SB losses.

Happy Birthday to a very nice man who's in way over his head. I think he'd be much better suited to coaching high school or maybe div. III. You know, where he really likes all his guys and everybody gets a fair shot and it's about sportsmanship, having fun, learning valuable life lessons, etc... I think Dick would be a lot happier too.

Thank you! That's a pretty good discussion of the whole thing.

Please forgive my ignorance. I know there was some falling out between ol' Ralphy and Polian. And Polian took his midas touch with him, to Carolina and then to Indy. But I was never clear on the reason for the split. I guess I was in a daze from too many consecutive super bowl losses. Was the reason ever made clear? Was it just some stupid personal animosity? Anyway, I'm sure all this has been discussed ad nauseum, but I think I missed it all somehow. I don't mean to spark a controversy, but is there something I missed?

…watching a special made-for-tv version of Exit To Eden, with all the Dana Delaney nude scenes taken out and replaced with more footage of Rosie O'Donnell in her black leather dominatrix outfit.

Tiebreaker: T.O. has fancier earrings. Contest over.

The Bills suck so bad that when they play, it doesn't even resemble what football is supposed to be. It's like watching the fat kid get beat up by the school bully. It's awkward, unfair, the outcome is inevitable and everybody who witnesses it walks away feeling kind of dirty and wishing they had not just watched that.

I doubt the coach would have a press conference to announce, "I'm fired." Could be some other interesting personnel info though.

Paging Dr. Freud... Dr. Freud to the TSW message board...

Just remember… we should expect a significant drop off in the level of Edwards' play once the weather turns "interesting."

I don't wanna play anymore.

It does work well for that.

It's not easy being green.

Just checking in to see what condition my condition is in… WINNER!

Of course, if I were talking to Dr. Dankenstein (or many others here), that would have a different meaning.

To your credit, I'd say your comments--while they may often be smarmy or reactionary--are almost always fully baked.

Witchcraft! Burn him at the stake!

No great accomplishment