Cugalabanza

They should keep the no huddle, but really spice it up. Make it really crazy, chinese fire drill style. Confuse all hell out of the defense. Guys lining up wherever they feel like it, false starts all over the place. For home games, they should play "Sweet Georgia Brown" over the PA. Also, lots and lots of flea-flickers.

That explains the lousy wildcat idea… lack of oxygen to the brain.

The problem with this conspiracy theory is that is presupposes that Ralph is capable of (1) coming up with a viable strategy and (2) implementing it successfully.

Whether Jauron goes during or after the season, it seems like things will get worse before they get better. Still, I think I'll be looking back at this 6-3 loss to the Browns as a defining low point. This will always be the game that gave us… - Trent is not a Bills fan. He just works here. - Ralph could not face the boos. - Some guy named Derek Anderson went 2 for 17 for 23 yards and a pick. And won! - Nine false starts - Special teams used to save us--now they give the game away - Bills fans reach a critical mass of disappointment and betrayal--now feel numb indifference instead of pain

What is the sound of no fans clapping?

Obvious question: Did you get to do to your date what Ralph and his stooges have been doing to Bills fans for the last decade?

Las Vegas Locomotives.

That sums it up pretty well. Is she currently looking for a job? As far as I'm concerned, she can have her pick, either GM or head coach.

Well, now days, they use more than just IQ to make the designation. But, roughly speaking, I think under 70 is where "MR" begins to apply.

No, Roscoe is not technically mentally disabled. He falls into that category psychologists used to call "Dull Normal." IQ right around 80. Not quite normal intelligence, but not significantly impaired to qualify for government assistance or special consideration. Prognosis: Some possibility for independent living, but will need assistance in some areas, e.g., Doctor appointments, housekeeping, etc... Career options will include grocery cart chasing, NFL punt catching.

We have all been Dick-Jauronified. The good news is we can never die. The bad news is that we are not really alive anymore. Also, we must feed on the flesh of the living.

EDWARDS: I'm really smart. I went to Stanford. I drink my own urine to replenish vitamins.

If Stroud gets hurt, yes.

Besides showing zero guts or accountability, Trent's answer is infuriating to me because it's another example of my number one pet peeve: When people refuse to consider a hypothetical situation. Trent, you sorry bastard, we know you are not a fan. The question was what IF... You stupid !@#$.

Me neither.

There ya go. Happy?

Just WOW! This is my new sig line.

The Browns just earned the honor of the worst-played victory ever.

Strategy: You kind of have to let them walk into the endzone on the next play. No?

Wow! Who said the game will be lost on a penalty in the EZ for a safety? Here it comes...

Holy crap! If Mitchell is out...

Been there, seen that

hummina hummina pant pant pant [eyes bug out, tongue rolls out…] ah-oooooga! Jebediah Springfield can keep his noble spirit, I got something embiggening in my pants.

I'll be watching tonight. Should be interesting. I hope JP lights it up.