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Drew for me. Not even close. EDIT: Oh yeah, I'm supposed to talk about what we'd do. I figure she goes out to a lot of fancy places and events. I can't really compete with that, so I'd say probably we pick up a magnum of medium quality wine and back to my place for tv and some leftover tuna noodle casserole. Then, of course, a whole bunch of fantastic, mind-blowing sex. Then the hard part: I break it to her gently that my life is kind of complicated right now and I'm not ready to commit to just one movie star at the moment, etc...

2,500. I win!

I guess so. Kermit has it easy. For him, eye surgery is a piece of cake: Take a ping pong ball. Cut it in half. Now take the little cardboard thing you pop off a pack of batteries in order to hang it on a hook in the store. Then glue that thing to the half ping pong ball. Blam! Good as new. No controversy.

It's very cool of you to stop by and give such a gracious take. Hopefully it will at least be an entertaining, well-played game. I think our fear as Bills fans is that not only will we get steam-rolled, but that we will do so in the typical gutless, no fun Dick Jauron fashion.

Ok, just use this one then. Got it. Better to keep it simple. Tom would have wanted it that way.

Question: If this thread lingers long enough so that DC Tom actually passes away while it's still active, do we start another thread to honor him or just use this one?

I don't have an opinion on this topic.

Sure they do. They add up to 110%, which is how much effort you're supposed to go out there and give.

Take that, breast cancer!

Ok, but if we were Raiders fans, at least we could reminisce about our three Super Bowl wins.

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Top 10 worst ideas in human history: 10. Prohibition 9. Reality TV 8. Thong underwear for men 7. Titanic (the boat) 6. Titanic (the movie) 5. 10 cent beer night in cleveland 4. Acid wash jeans 3. Three year contract extension for Dick Jauron 2. Stones hire Hell's Angels to handle security at Altamont, pay them with $500 worth of beer 1. 2009 Bills go with no huddle offense

I'm gonna start referring to this as the Dick Jauron Thread (just won't go away)

Amazing finish. Really really sucks about Onyewu though. Torn patellar tendon. Out approx. 4 months. Hopefully he will be his good old self by WC time.

Me too. I'm probably gonna watch tonight. I'm curious to see if they can get more than 150 people in the stands.

Maybe this time they gave him that super-strong alloy from outer space like Wolverine from the X-Men.

Five weeks for a broken arm? Makes me a little nervous.

Why do you rile yourself up with this stupid hate fantasy about what might happen in the future? Don't you have enough to complain about with what's happening right now?

Wow. That's just awful for everyone involved.

Short answer: Vick is much worse. (Not looking to rehash an already tired debate--just giving my point of view)

I wouldn't say vindicated. Less villianized maybe. He would need to have some success somewhere else before we talk about vindication.

I doubt I represent a very large portion of the Bills fan population, but I would walk away from the Bills if they signed Vick. I think next year's spin will be about a new coach. That's one of the major reasons Ralph is not pulling the trigger now. He can get a better PR punch if he does it after the season.

Oooh. Thanks for the heads-up.

45 days suspension? Reform school? That's !@#$ing straight up crazy! Any time the word "zero" is next to the word "tolerance," get ready for stupid.