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Sticks and stones will break my bones, but words will still kind of hurt my feelings quite a bit as well. Still, as we reach the end of the round robin stages and are about to begin single elimination, check out who's in the lead.

Once again, the pretenders become distracted by their own pointless bickering and the title goes to… gringo starr!

Just when I think Olympic ceremonies couldn't be any dumber, they go and do something like this… …and totally redeem themselves!

Let's give a warm welcome everyone to our returning champion, DC Tom!

Hello toast!

I think you meant to stick a comma in there, unless I am misunderstanding you in a very big way.

Good article. I found the dog fighting connection dubious at first, but it was effective in demonstrating the main point: Always a good thing to shine more light on the problems of concussion and brain trauma. The NFL needs to do all it can to help with research.

Irrelevant!

I am not a Last Post Thread fan. I am a Last Post Thread winner.

Big congrats to the Bills D for not allowing a 100 yard rusher. Everyone knows you improve your chances for victory when you do that. Jones had 210 and Washingon had 99. Bravo! That's how you get it done.

Drew for me. Not even close. EDIT: Oh yeah, I'm supposed to talk about what we'd do. I figure she goes out to a lot of fancy places and events. I can't really compete with that, so I'd say probably we pick up a magnum of medium quality wine and back to my place for tv and some leftover tuna noodle casserole. Then, of course, a whole bunch of fantastic, mind-blowing sex. Then the hard part: I break it to her gently that my life is kind of complicated right now and I'm not ready to commit to just one movie star at the moment, etc...

2,500. I win!

I guess so. Kermit has it easy. For him, eye surgery is a piece of cake: Take a ping pong ball. Cut it in half. Now take the little cardboard thing you pop off a pack of batteries in order to hang it on a hook in the store. Then glue that thing to the half ping pong ball. Blam! Good as new. No controversy.

It's very cool of you to stop by and give such a gracious take. Hopefully it will at least be an entertaining, well-played game. I think our fear as Bills fans is that not only will we get steam-rolled, but that we will do so in the typical gutless, no fun Dick Jauron fashion.

Ok, just use this one then. Got it. Better to keep it simple. Tom would have wanted it that way.

Question: If this thread lingers long enough so that DC Tom actually passes away while it's still active, do we start another thread to honor him or just use this one?

I don't have an opinion on this topic.

Sure they do. They add up to 110%, which is how much effort you're supposed to go out there and give.

Take that, breast cancer!

Ok, but if we were Raiders fans, at least we could reminisce about our three Super Bowl wins.

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Top 10 worst ideas in human history: 10. Prohibition 9. Reality TV 8. Thong underwear for men 7. Titanic (the boat) 6. Titanic (the movie) 5. 10 cent beer night in cleveland 4. Acid wash jeans 3. Three year contract extension for Dick Jauron 2. Stones hire Hell's Angels to handle security at Altamont, pay them with $500 worth of beer 1. 2009 Bills go with no huddle offense

I'm gonna start referring to this as the Dick Jauron Thread (just won't go away)

Amazing finish. Really really sucks about Onyewu though. Torn patellar tendon. Out approx. 4 months. Hopefully he will be his good old self by WC time.