Cugalabanza

Where else would you rather be than right here right…about 20 years ago?

I keep trying to make a short list and I just can't do it. I'm sure I'm forgetting some movies that I really love... Down by Law Dead Man Broken Flowers High Noon Rosemary's Baby Blood Simple Fargo The Big Lebowski Box of Moonlight The Third Man Gaslight Rushmore The Royal Tenenbaums The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou The Godfather Goodfellas Being John Malkovich Harold and Maude Annie Hall Crimes and Misdemeanors Hannah and her Sisters Rear Window Wild Strawberries Bucket of Blood Be Kind Rewind Trust The Unbelievable Truth Amelie Roman Holiday To Kill a Mockingbird It's a Wonderful Life 12 Angry Men Dog Day Afternoon Before the Devil Knows You're Dead 8 1/2 Dancer in the Dark The Celebration The Seven Samurai Shawshank Redemption Hugo Pool Donne Darko A Tale of Two Sisters Night of the Living Dead Return of the Living Dead Evil Dead Evil Dead II Army of Darkness Sean of the Dead Carnival of Souls Eyes Without a Face The Fly (1986, Cronenberg) The Dead Zone A History of Violence Eastern Promises The Shining Carrie One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest Life is Beautiful Lolita Dr. Strangelove Unforgiven Fletch The Jerk Animal House Stripes Fletch Anchorman Glengarry Glen Ross Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf A Place in the Sun Wild River The Young Lions Judgement at Nuremberg The Misfits Your Friends and Neighbors The Shape of Things Pulp Fiction The Freshman Election Sideways About Schmidt Tree's Lounge Ghost World The World According to Garp Fast Times at Ridgemont High The Magnificent Ambersons And Then There Were None Slaughterhouse Five Jesus' Son Short Cuts McCabe and Mrs. Miller

Ok, my yuletide is starting to feel a little gayer now. I found an old silk hat, put it on my head and began to dance around.

Rome, GA? Merry Christmas, Buffalo, NY, wherever you are!

Is that the one where Charlie Sheen comes back to life to go pick grapes in California.

Oh, they'll get their bye week alright. Merry Christmas!

I guess I just don't feel gay this year.

I have even more respect for them than you. But frankly, they should be euthenized.

All men die 3,310 times. Some never truly live!

Why? Why must you people continuously poo poo on my dreams? Don't you realize that I want to live, I want to give? I've been a miner for a heart of gold.

I wanna live with a cinnamon girl. I could be happy the rest of my life with a cinnamon girl. I'm just sayin'... I think that would be pretty nice.

Here's another subjective measure of happiness: Ignorance. Take another quick glance at the list with that in mind and it starts to make a lot more sense.

mmmm… french toast.

Don't tell me how to feel.

I'll echo the Replacements mongering. Hootenanny is probably my favorite.

ten pounds of?

Holy crap! How'd you guess? I've been trying some experimental techniques for a "speed retatta," to hopefully break that elusive 1 hour barrier. No luck. It can't be done.

Looks about par for the course to me. I know there are serious fans of the sport, but isn't wrestling really just gay porn with a scoring system?

I celebrate the entire cagalogue.

Attention everybody! Hello! Can I have your attention please? I have a very important announcement to make: My foot hurts a little. Thank you. We now return you to your regularly scheduled inanity.

There were horses, and a man on fire, and Steely Dan killed a guy with a trident.

Blank Generation - Richard Hell & The Voidoids

The penis mightier than the sword.

Nice penis.