Cugalabanza

No Bills can know if still here No Bill can know here ...Bill c...know here Bill...c…ow…here Bill Cowher! What could be clearer than that!

Then again, there's always warm weather and no t-shirt at all. www.maxim.com/girls/todays-girl/.../scarlett-johansson13

I remember it well. Still hurts. you, Ronnie!

Ok, you got me on that one. I'm in mute nostril agony over here trying to figure out where that's from.

That's probably because you got all those ghosts crowding your young child's fragile eggshell mind.

I would much much rather die than stick around for the hell on earth scenario you describe.

You clowns better pace yourselves. We got a long way to go.

This just in: The Cowher family dog's poop seemed normal. Medium size, still warm, good consistency, robust aroma. Lab results to follow later this afternoon.

That clever son of a B word! Using a decoy look-a-like body double to throw us off his scent. Obviously, he's meeting with Ralph and Buddy right now in a secret bunker. We'll hear the official announcement later today. I'm headed to Cowher's house right now. When that imposter comes out to walk the dog again, I'll jump out, rip off his fake moustache and shout, "Ah ha! Busted!"

What did I tell you about the exclamation points?

A lot of people ask me, they say "Hey gringo, how come you keep posting in that Last Post Thread." I have only one word for them: "Excellence!"

Uhhh, more like 3398.

See that word under your screen name? PROBATION. Please look it up.

I can't find anything insulting or unreasonable in what he said.

Seriously though... CHANGE THE SUBJECT LINE!

Or maybe he meant seven M&M's. Ralph hit Cower [sic] where it hurts: his sweet tooth.

Dammit, It's been at least two years since I got burned on that one. Worst thread of 2010 so far!

In any case, you should edit the subject line to indicate that it's only hearsay.

Sounds fishy to me, but I hope you're right.

Nope

I spotted a flaw in your argument.

'Twas the night before Tuesday... May John Dellapelle sleep safe in his bed, while visions of Cowher's frozen moustache dance in his head.

I think it's quite likely. I don't think they waste much time with formalities in a "stealth" meeting like that. It would be beneficial for both sides to be frank about where they stand. It has already been reported that one of Cowher's prerequisites was an ownership succession plan, and that such a plan is now in place. I don't see why Ralph would not also discuss GM candidates and get Cowher's thoughts on the matter too.

Of course, if Cowher becomes the Bills coach on Tuesday, I'll be willing to forgive some of his annoying Skoobyism.