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It was just a reference, to this, from Annie Hall.

I feel maybe I was a bit harsh there. Here's a much better Canadian chick: Emannuelle Chriqui

I said "good night!"

Had??? It's just gettin' started, right? Huh? Who's with me? [nudge, nudge] Right? Come on now... Let's get this party sta--aw, forget it.

Ok, that's it. Good night everybody! Thanks for comin' out. Drive safe.

True. He apparently prefers sitting in a make-up chair in his fancy suits to standing on a sideline. Still, it is a pretty bitter pill to swallow.

Oh, really? Well, it just so happens I teach a class at Columbia called "TV, Media and Culture." So I think my insights into the Buffalo Bills, well, have a great deal of validity!

Oof! They are just killing the Bills on NFLN. They went around the desk for "Buy or Sell: Gailey will get the Bills back to the playoffs." They all picked SELL and were emphatic about it. Then the last round was "Buy or Sell: Romo & Wade win a superbowl." They all bought it up. Then Rich Eisen had to comment basically that Bills fans must be biting their fists hearing this stuff.

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Have a great day, Tgreg!

Fair enough. I'll suspend judgement until I hear him speak about how he's gonna build a winner here, and until I see which coordinators he gets.

Apparently there's been some kind of shift change down here in hell. He's the guy whose gonna take over shoving pineapples up our asses for the next couple years.

Ok, you're hired! Here's what your one year contract looks like: 0 to 7 wins, salary = $0.00 8 wins = $50,000 wildcard berth = $3,000,000 win AFC East = $5,000,000 make it to AFC Champ. game = $7,000,000 make it to Superbowl = $9,000,000 Win Superbowl = $15,000,000 Thank you and welcome to the organization!

I actually really like Steely. There just seems to be this running thing where everybody rags on him. I don't know how it started. Maybe I overstepped a little? I mean, just because a guy is a despicable low life jackass, that doesn't make it ok for other people to pick on him all the time. Or does it?

It doesn't matter if you're looking for an upright or not. The single most important thing to look for is the location of the dirtbag, which in Steely's case would be walking right behind the vacuum cleaner.

So give up then. I'll still be a Bills fan.

You give up too easy.

I remember one time I was lost in a Roman wilderness of pain. Oh man, what an unpleasant weekend. Let me tell you though, and you can take my word on this, do NOT take a face from the ancient gallery and walk on down the hall. You will regret it. I promise you, nothing good ever comes from that ancient gallery business. Hoo boy! Also, the blue bus is kind of a ripoff too. I mean, the driver won't even tell you where he's going! It's ridiculous.

This just in: The Washington Generals coach just officially declined to interview for the Bills opening.

I'm still in it!

Are the Washington Generals still the opponent?

I know that sex addiction is a real thing, but I suspect it way over-diagnosed. How many people are really just plain cheaters who use the "sex-addict" thing as a crutch?

I think there's a danger that a statement like that could come off as a desperate plea for credibility and could weaken their position. Someone who is genuinely in control doesn't feel the need to say so. Not to say that anyone is panicking yet at OBD, but it's probably not best to draw attention to the fact that the options are dwindling somewhat.

You may be right. One thing in his favor: HE ACTUALLY LOOKED GOOD AND WON A GAME IN WINTRY WEATHER!

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