Cugalabanza

Dib's avatar girl wants me.

Ok, I did something incredibly stupid this morning. I think I am finally ready to laugh about it... I'm getting ready for work this morning and I see that the shirt I want to wear is a little wrinkled, so I decide to throw it in the dryer for a few minutes. Meanwhile, I throw on a t-shirt and proceed feeding my cat and dog, then I put on a jacket and take my dog out for a poop walk. Etcetera… Cut to me driving, almost all the way to work and I realize that I'm wearing this ratty old t-shirt with holes in it. Turn the car around, I am a jackass. I may not win this thread, but I definitely win the jackass of the day award.

I hate these cap casualties. I always liked Jabari. I'll be rooting for him in the SB.

Bills and Lions led the league in players on IR. That's no accident. It's more than just strength and conditioning. Never underestimate the power(lessness) of a defeatist attitude. The tendency to get hurt is increased when players are overmatched, out of position, in a lousy scheme and lacking confidence.

Too much Riboflavin. Rookie mistake.

It's better to be forced out than fade away.

I happen to be picking the Jets in this one, but I don't see it happening like this at all. Blatant homerism. Really though, can you blame 'em? If the Bills were playing this weekend, I'd be so giddy, my mind would be oatmeal.

These are tough games to pick. I think I like the Vikings over the Saints. The Vikings just have more talent across the board I think. Either team would be a worthy super bowl team. Jets / Colts. I think the Jets have a very good chance of pulling off the upset. The Colts are definitely the real thing, but I think the Jets have the hunger and the pure aggression on both sides of the ball to make a miracle. They are peaking at exactly the right time.

How do you read this crazy thing?

Whopper & a Bud Light? = Nickelback

The whole world gets Rosened by 2020? What's your source? What does nevergiveup have to say about this?

I pop in here all the time, just to stir things up… like Deerball's house.

Hmm... you might have something there. Wolves might still take it because only girls like unicorns, but both sexes dig wolves. It's probably close though.

Interesting fact about wolves: They are far and away the most popular animal to be depicted by airbrush on white sweatshirts.

I hate cheaters!

Sure, I'll take a home in that neighborhood. Plus, I have a feeling Dave doesn't exactly show his face much at the block parties.

Ratings are one thing. Quality is another. Conan is the guy who has the respect of people who appreciate good comedy. Leno gets better ratings (at 11:35). It's hard to make that point without insulting and alienating a huge chunk of the viewership.

A friend of mine has the dvd of Conan's 10th Anniversary Special. I've watched it a couple times. It is comedy gold! If you like Conan at all, it will make you laugh very hard. In my opinion, Conan has a great talent for comedy. I really hope he finds his way back with a format that works for him. I'll always like Letterman too. The early days of Late Night were so great in a gonzo sort of way. I'll never forget how fun it was for me as a teenager to stay up late to watch that crazy show. Leno, you have never made me laugh. How you have weaseled your way to the top of the mountain, I have absolutely no idea. You are a comedy fraud. As far as the Tonight Show goes, I submit that it began a long slow journey to irrelevance about 25 years ago, when Carson got tame and Letterman emerged as the way cooler choice. I think that journey will be complete on Monday when Jay comes back.

Actually, what asphinctersays is more like "ffffwwhhhaaaatttt!"

And that's how you win the second to last post wins thread.

What you're saying isn't really fair…to whores. At least whores get paid. Steely's really just basically an attention... slut I guess you'd have to say.

Now we wait

Oh, good God, no! How much longer should this organization continue to reward incompetence?

Ah, the old-timey "funamentals" style b-ball! Do they wear the short shorts? It's fun to mimic this style. Try it with your friends. Dribble only straight up and down with no carry, stop, use your pivot foot, and deliver a very precise two-hand bounce pass from high up on your chest. My favorite is to launch a very tastefull one-hand set shot or sort of half-hook toss shot from about 35 feet. (note: always announce these shots by shouting "Clyde Lovellette!" just before you launch).