Cugalabanza

No, that would be ridiculous.

It's pretty nice here in Atlanta. Our office is a little more casual. I'm wearing my usual Friday outfit: flip-flops, speedos and a big straw hat.

I completely support an individual’s right to broadcast his idiocy to the rest of us.

Yayyyyy, Friday!

4,601 is the loneliest number you can ever do.

He is a dull dull man.

Speaking of lint... how is it that it always finds its way to my belly button? And how come it’s always blue, even if I’m not wearing anything blue?

The other part about that whole business was that she never (not even for a second) backed down from her ludicrous position of being totally humorless and confrontational about it. The beautiful irony being that her inability to see the small humor in the beginning made her the butt of a much larger joke in the end.

Yes! For an HDMI cable, never get roped into paying $50 or $90 or whatever they charge at BestBuy for the stupid Monster Cable brand. Biggest ripoff there is. You do not get more for your money with a digital cable! Just get the cheapest one you can find that's long enough.

I happen to disagree with her politics and I find her tactics cheap and divisive. However, I have to admit that, purely in terms of looks, she’s kinda sexy.

I will allow this qualifier as soon as you can tell me a single day in the history of human civilization during which persecution did not take place.

Keep up the good work! I'm very lucky--I've never had to deal with anything like this first hand, although I've known several people who have dealt with different types of addictions. I've seen enough to know that it is no joke. I hope you're feeling better very soon. As terrible as it feels, it is absolutely the right thing.

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Tiger Woods is real... –d’oh!

Translation: It's hard to win in the NFL.

Sounds like it’s time for a montage... Cue the music: ‘CUZ YOU’RE THE BEST!... A-ROUND! NOTHIN’S GONNA EVER KEEP YA DOWN... [crunchy guitar solo...]

Guide To The Causes of House-Haunting, By Era... SEVENTIES AND EARLIER: Bad news: Terrible violent acts took place in your home long ago. EIGHTIES: Bad news: Your home was built on an ancient sacred Indian burial ground. Why do you think you got such a sweet deal on the place, you idiot? NINETIES TO NOW: Bad news: Oops, turns out you and your family are the ghosts. You all died tragically a while back and you just don’t know it yet.

Ahhh, a political agenda. How refreshing.

You stink! You and your whole lousy operation stink!

Door locked? No problem—just give it a kick. Airplane interiors are spacious and comfortable. If you get stabbed or impaled with something, make sure to pull it out right away. That’s how you heal the wound. Plus, it will keep hurting if you don’t. If you are driving and collide with a parked car, you don’t just smash into it... one side of your car mysteriously elevates so that you flip over sideways. Caring about proper police procedure is for squares! Every human being has a spot on the back of his/her head which, when tapped, will immediately result in 5 minutes of deep sleep. Attention sexy teenage camp counselors: keep your shirt on if you want to live. John Cusack can make it rain simply by walking outside and having a sad thought. If you feel outmatched by sinister supernatural forces, just check out your local library’s occult section and get some handy spells of your own, dummy. Nihilists are dangerous and unpredictable because they care about nothing. However, in the end, it is possible to overcome them, because they care about nothing.

#4,500 for the win!

I have a Kindle 2 and I love it. I just wish more titles were available. It's coming along, but much too slowly. But that's the case for all the e-readers, not just Kindle.

I cannot lie. As much as she annoys me, I have to say yes I would. But it would most definitely be a hate ****