Door locked? No problem—just give it a kick.
Airplane interiors are spacious and comfortable.
If you get stabbed or impaled with something, make sure to pull it out right away. That’s how you heal the wound. Plus, it will keep hurting if you don’t.
If you are driving and collide with a parked car, you don’t just smash into it... one side of your car mysteriously elevates so that you flip over sideways.
Caring about proper police procedure is for squares!
Every human being has a spot on the back of his/her head which, when tapped, will immediately result in 5 minutes of deep sleep.
Attention sexy teenage camp counselors: keep your shirt on if you want to live.
John Cusack can make it rain simply by walking outside and having a sad thought.
If you feel outmatched by sinister supernatural forces, just check out your local library’s occult section and get some handy spells of your own, dummy.
Nihilists are dangerous and unpredictable because they care about nothing. However, in the end, it is possible to overcome them, because they care about nothing.