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Cugalabanza

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  1. Ok, then I'd have a little more. I like puppies. But if Nike tries to turn the whole thing into an ad campaign, all bets are off.
  2. I have exactly as much respect for Tiger Woods today as I have ever had, or ever will.
  3. In my opinion, the single most fundamental question of the universe: Why is there something instead of nothing? (answer: It likes it that way)
  4. I can accept the possibility of this much. But when they make the leap to ET races experimenting on us and genetic engineering and how they occasionally come down to Earth to influence our evolution and spiritual develpment, etc... that's where it makes the turn down coo coo nutty bananas street.
  5. That is some coo coo nutty bananas type ****. I don't believe a word of that sci-fi garbage.
  6. Almost a full day without a reply. It’s getting kind of stale in here. Time for a fresh breath of Febreze. FFSHHHHHHH...
  7. Actually, it’s a euphemism for “hand job.” (Pull it, sir) Get it? Aw, nevermind... I gotta get the hell outta here—I’m getting stir crazy. To the drinking place!
  8. Oh, well... excuse me very much. Somebody get this guy a Pulitzer!
  9. Ah, nice reference. Phil Hartman as Sinatra on SNL, taking the piss out of Billy Idol, as played by Sting.
  10. It's pretty nice here in Atlanta. Our office is a little more casual. I'm wearing my usual Friday outfit: flip-flops, speedos and a big straw hat.
  11. I completely support an individual’s right to broadcast his idiocy to the rest of us.
  12. 4,601 is the loneliest number you can ever do.
  13. Speaking of lint... how is it that it always finds its way to my belly button? And how come it’s always blue, even if I’m not wearing anything blue?
  14. The other part about that whole business was that she never (not even for a second) backed down from her ludicrous position of being totally humorless and confrontational about it. The beautiful irony being that her inability to see the small humor in the beginning made her the butt of a much larger joke in the end.
  15. Yes! For an HDMI cable, never get roped into paying $50 or $90 or whatever they charge at BestBuy for the stupid Monster Cable brand. Biggest ripoff there is. You do not get more for your money with a digital cable! Just get the cheapest one you can find that's long enough.
  16. I happen to disagree with her politics and I find her tactics cheap and divisive. However, I have to admit that, purely in terms of looks, she’s kinda sexy.
  17. I will allow this qualifier as soon as you can tell me a single day in the history of human civilization during which persecution did not take place.
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