I can't drive. I've shotgunned eleven PBR's already. Happy gringo de mayo, everybody!
Anyway, let’s face it: Wawrow has won the thing. His shotgun defense is water-tight. He called it, so you gotta give it to him. Shut the damn thing down.
Ahhhhhh...no. THIS is a shotgun.
Congratulations to Wawrow, who gets to ride in the passenger seat of the lead car in the parade celebrating gringo starr's victory as champion of this thread!
I watch that television program. I like to save up two or three episodes at a time on my dvr and then feast on the mystery. I haven't watched last night's Hurley episode yet, but I hear it was a big one.
The chances will be much improved if Onyewu, Davies and Holden can make it back healthy. I’d be very happy even with a draw. If we don’t get out of the group, it will be a huge disappointment.
Being alone in your own universe is kind of lonely. I thought I’d check in and see how all you figments of my imagination are doing. About ready to stage a mutiny, I see. Damn lousy figments.
Ha ha ha! I finally figured it out. I just put every single one of you bastards on ignore. Therefore, this is the last post and I’m the WINNER!
(Solipsism is true, but not for you!)
I’m sorry to hear about your friend. It seems like a cruel twist of fate that a dog’s lifespan can’t be longer. They sure make a big impression while they’re here.
I'll take some of the happy, please.
It’s been a long time since my mind has known that particular expansion. The problem is that at this point in my life I don’t seem to have any of the right kind of hippie-type friends who could hook me up.
It’s gonna sound like I’m making this up, but I actually use “Jimmy” as a term of affection. I call my girlfriend Jimmy (instead of “honey” or “sweetheart” etc...)
So I guess my favorite Jimmy is MY Jimmy.
He is definitely one of the all-time greats. But I'm not sure how much he fits into the CURRENT category due to the fact that he died a few years ago.
[EDIT: Granted, he’s still funnier than Dane Cook.]