Cugalabanza

When I read the part about the fake Chinese hymens, “made of elastic and filled with fake blood,” I couldn’t help imagining the people who work in that factory in China that makes these things. It’s such a powerful image of absurdity, my mind almost imploded thinking about it. The Dark Ages are not entirely a thing of the past.

This dumb **** makes me angry.

The World Cup starts June 11.

I’ve never really understood this argument. I don’t know how you can expect a bartender to keep track of the level of inebriation of every patron of a busy club. If somebody pukes on the bar, sure—that idiot’s had enough. But how do you keep track of the people who never even step up to the bar because their friends are getting rounds for them or maybe they showed up only for a brief time and were loaded already or maybe they do a bunch of shots real fast and it hits them hard after they walk outside, etc... I agree that a bartender has a responsibility to some extent, but they are not omniscient.

Here's a quandry-a: How do people get so !@#$ing stupid?

Yeah, yeah, that's real good. Now get up and brush yourself off, you're embarrassing yourself. And take it easy on the cough syrup.

Have a great birthday, Joe, wherever you are!

Damn chaos! It’s always messing everything up for me. Can’t we get some kind of filing system together to get this crazy universe organized?

Last post mine / harmony of universe restored / you're welcome.

I would totally fight you right now, but I don't want to ruin my brand new sequin vest and top hat.

A random horror selection: Severance. Really fun and entertaining movie.

Looks like JustinTV for me.

Hey, what’s with the busting on Coltrane?

I got my dog Billie (see profile pic) from the Humane Society too. That was about 13 years ago. They are a great organization!

Here's how I know I've gone completely insane: I’ve always loved the Coltrane version of "My Favorite Things." Sometimes I like to whistle it and kind of make up my own dumbed-down version of the be bop deconstruction of the melody. But that’s not the insane part. The other day, I caught myself doing a Coltrane whistle version of "Copacabana."

Davis also went on to say that Edwards has a "stranglehold" on the starting QB job.

Steal them from Just Jack's mom's freezer.

Silence!

Attention everyone. Please gather round. I have an important announcement. Your champion is here. I have arrived to fulfill the prophecy... The horse will live with the monkey, the DC Tom will lie down with the Beerball, the dib and the /dev/null and the BuffaloBill together; and a little gringo will lead them.

Have a great birthday, Lana!

This is a pretty damn good song. Makes me wonder about what other little treasures have been sitting in the vault all these years.

Uh oh! Not so good for damj. Does this mean he has to give back the lifetime supply of Rice-A-Roni, the his & hers matching scooters and the trip to Acapulco?

Dean, I’m sorry to hear it. It’s so great that you could be with him. I hope you and your family are doing ok.

That’s a hard one to call. Ditka definitely has the edge in toughness. However, it is practically impossible to land a good punch on god by virtue of his non-existence.