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Ah, ok. I’ve never heard of that, so I just looked it up here. I'm not so sure your claim is going to be legally binding, for long anyway. It seems it's only good for five minutes. p.s., I win. Triple finalsies. No takebacks. Seal it, stamp it, mail it in. Done deal. I'll take my trophy and check now, please. See ya at the parade.

I think I might be stupid. I don't know what this means.

Maybe so, but is she cool enough to win this thread?

I'm sorry I left you off. Revised: Will it be... Wawrow, with his “Shotgun?” gringo starr, with his logical deduction? Beerball, with his... uh,... I guess “joie de vivre” and creative interpretation of the word “Friday?” Just Jack, with his endearing natural sense of whimsy? Rfeynman, with his absurdist, indecipherable screen name? /dev/null, for starting this whole mess? Lana, for her intriguing mysterious workout routine? CountDorkula for his...canning ability BuffaloBill for his uncanny sense of rhythm and haunting sultry eroticism? Some other jerk? Who knows?

Satellite's gone up to the skies Thing like that drive me out of my mind

I think it’s about time we turn this whole thing over to the Supreme Court to decide a winner. Will it be... Wawrow, with his “Shotgun?” gringo starr, with his logical deduction? Beerball, with his... uh,... I guess “joie de vivre” and creative interpretation of the word “Friday?” Just Jack, with his endearing natural sense of whimsy? Rfeynman, with his absurdist, indecipherable screen name? /dev/null, for starting this whole mess? Lana, for her intriguing mysterious workout routine? Some other jerk? Who knows?

Screw you guys. I'm goin' home.

The last post wins. This is the last post. Therefore, I win. There, I have conclusively demonstrated, by Modus Ponens, that I am the winner. You cannot argue with sound deduction. Anyone who would persist in denying the perfect logic of my championship is clearly a senseless maniac and will be taken away immediately for high security mental health rehabilitation.

These !@#$s are playing silly silly games with our lives.

Have a very fun birthday weekend!

Hi, my name is Beerball. I am one of the many losers of the Last Post Wins thread. I never really had a chance, but I pretended I did and I'm very sorry for wasting everyone's time. I know now that gringo starr is the true champion. I'm so so sorry. I hope you all can forgive me. There you go, there's a speech for ya.

It grosses me out, people who use that no-rinse antibacterial hand gel all the time and think their hands are clean. I guess, technically, they are disinfected, but you still have all that greasy dirty **** on your hands.

No, that's what we old people call takin' a poop.

The real concern with 3D glasses is that when you wear them you are exposed to highly toxic, dangerous, formulaic, unforgivably terrible screenwriting.

It'll be interesting to see if any weird associations get burned into your brain. Maybe a couple years from now a Simpsons rerun will come on and you'll start grunting, breathing hard and sweating.

Speaking of Tiger Woods, what’s up with Nike? They are sticking with Tiger Woods and Roethlisberger as the faces of their brand? I’m surprised that people are not organzing boycotts. Nike, the cheatin’est, rapin’est sneaker you can buy.

Wizzle wazzle?

Really? With all the stuff that's come out, I really do hate the fugger as a human being and I would not want to root for him on my team. But you have to admit that he's good at playing the position.

This is very very true, but I didn’t want to burden the birthday boys with my soccer crusade. This is supposed to be a fun day for them. They already get enough exposure to dull, low-scoring sports as Bills fans.

What's that, some kind of support group for over the hill, out of shape guys with moobs?

Happy Birthday Jimmy, Jukey and Mofo!

Gustav Holst looks like a humorless Woody Allen. I'm so sorry, you are disqualified.

Ha! What do you know? You think you can stop me? If this were an 80's movie, I would totally cue up the montage of me training hard to be the best. You know why? Cuz I'm the best...Around! Nothing's gonna ever keep me down. I'm the Best! Around! Nothing's gonna ever keep me dow-ow-ow-ho-how-ho-own... INSPIRING GUITAR SOLO