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Meh. As a prisoner and considering she's willing to take her bra off to see me, yes. As a free man with options, probably not.

A lot of cautious futbol so far. I'm looking forward to seeing some more exciting play coming up from Spain, Netherlands, Portugal, Brazil in the next few days. I expect Germany to dominate over Australia later today, but that figures to be the typical somber 1-0 game from Germany. In the meantime, what a shame Michael Essien could not be there for Ghana. Such a world class player. Ghana still has great energy, but they really miss him.

Heineken? !@#$ that ****. Pabst Blue Ribbon!!!

I am happy with the result. It took some luck, but I'll take it. I think team USA is poised to build on this and improve as the tournament goes on.

Hello everyone. I'll be your winner here today.

I'm no doctor, but I would have suggested emphysema as well.

My predictions for Saturday: S.Korea 2 - Greece 1 Argentina 1 - Nigeria 2 England 1 - USA 1

Down is up!

I thought the first one was pretty good. Both teams created some chances. I thought it was exciting at the end when both teams really seemed to want 3 points instead of 1. I was into it the entire time. And it very nearly had a classic ending in the last couple minutes (that shot off the post). The France / Uruguay game was a bit of a dud. France looks to live up to their current rep: Great on paper, a stinking turd on grass. And Uruguay played the very unattractive style of stacking defenders and basically holding on for one ugly point. What Meazza said is true. The quality of games typically will build after the first round. And very often, the powerhouse teams will look sluggish in their first games. The popular strategy is to not come out of the gate too fast. I won't try to convince anybody that they ought to like anything they don't like. It so happens that I am a junky for this stuff. I can't get enough, even including the 0-0 draws. For me, it's all part of the big story. Even the game Uruguay played today... it's not anything flashy, but I can really appreciate the hard work they did keeping France from scoring, especially in the late minutes. That defender in the wall who jumped up to get his head on Henry's free kick... that was something special to me. However, I can see how some people do not enjoy a game like that.

Yeah, not too many thrills from Group A. I honestly couldn't say which two teams will make it out. The team with the least amount of talent showed, by far, the most spirit: South Africa. Oh man, I wish that late chance slipped in instead of off the post. Oh, please please please, team USA, give us a good showing tomorrow! I really think we have a chance. Our back line is going to have to really step it up. They did it a year ago against Spain in the Confederations Cup, also in S. Africa.

Ah yes. I think they will do very well. They are always fun to watch. They do not believe in playing cautious. They like scoring goals. Oh, well... time for me to bow out for a while. I don't want to see any spoiler type info...

The Gringo Starrs!

Woohoo! Here's hoping my dvr doesn't explode. Most days I'll have to check in on this thread in the evenings only due to this unavoidable work type thingy that I can't seem to shake. Go USA!

Aw man. Is Schobel cool or what? I will miss him.

Ditto. My juvenile mind does find it funny that a prostitute's name contains "blewski."

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Oh man, I miss the Little Theater. I used to walk there from my place when I lived in Roch. That was about 14 years ago now.

Young or old. Makes no deferens to me.

Some people seem to exist only to be a burden on other people. Just think of the poor pallbearers.

Heppa heppa heppa, HEY! Alice stole the kishka from the kishka jar Alice stole the kishka from the kishka jar POLKA!!! [accordion solo]

I just wish we all could have the good sense to simply disregard idiots like this instead of indulging their insane quests for attention.

I love Royal Trux. Cats & Dogs and Thank You are my favorites. Got to see them live once, opening for Pavement. Neil Haggerty's guitar always sounded "dirty" in a very satisfying way.

These are some deep questions. Deep questions require depantsers.

I did. I invented breakfast in 1984. I decided it was stupid to wait until noontime every day to eat something. I was hungry in the morning, dammit! I named it breakfast after my particularly energetic style of break dancing which was very popular at the time. You're welcome.

Damn, it feels good to be a gansta.