Cugalabanza

Hopefully they come with free download codes so you can put them on that World's Crappiest ipod.

Yes. Suarez been their hero throughout. Today he acted in millisecond with the best possible decision at that moment. The result: they move on. = hero

Today's games were amazing! I love this **** Go you Dutch bastards!

I choo-choo-choose to win.

Woohoo! Three day keg party at Just Jack's house!

Well done, member #9. Now, please step aside while I win this friggin thing.

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Ah, I think you're right. And you were right with 19 socks.

Ouch! I needed all the clues. Game 1: Things you catch Game 2: -Pants

Answer: 11 Socks. No matter how you slice it, the highest REMAINDER (number of non-paired socks) you can have is THREE. So, with eleven socks, you will always have, at worst, 4 pair, plus 3 leftover.

Food throwing I can understand, maybe even respect in a comedic sort of way. But anybody who would piss on a piece of pizza is in desperate need of a beatdown.

New day, so I get to submit a new five... My Bloody Valentine - Loveless Richard Hell and the Voidoids - Blank Generation Butthole Surfers - Hairway to Stephen Leonard Cohen - Greatest Hits Ween - The Pod

You might have a Univision or Telemundo on there with coverage of the early game. And yes, if USA had gotten past Ghana, it would be madness. Facing Uruguay with a chance to see the semifinals would be beautiful. It breaks my heart.

Your sig is a mess of fonts and formats. It looks like a Japanese sports drink billboard. I win.

Not sure. I've tried a few times to fight through Being and Nothingness. I usually pass out from ennui at page 8.

Pfffff! 2 out of 3 people also believe that ghosts are real, Jesus has a batphone to the president and "male enhancement" works.

And yet we do. We carry on in spite of it all. Like Sisyphus, I shake my fist at the Gods of the Last Post thread. Ha! I laugh with scorn at the folly of it all. Ha! I say. Ha!

Yeah, well... that's the good news. The bad news is now that we've had this amazing moment of enlightenment, what is there left in the world that could compare? What's the point of carrying on?

I know. Some good stuff coming up. Look at Uruguay. If they beat Ghana, that's gotta be the fluffiest path to the semis ever.

Starts back up tomorrow. Man, look at that first quarterfinal game! I'd take that as the final. I feel very bad for whichever team loses. QUARTERFINALS Fri. 7/2 Netherlands vs. Brazil 10am Pt. Elizabeth ESPN Fri. 7/2 Uruguay vs. Ghana 2:30pm Johannesburg (SC) ESPN Sat. 7/3 Argentina vs. Germany 10am Capetown ABC Sat. 7/3 Paraguay vs. Spain 2:30pm Johannesburg (EP) ABC SEMIFINALS Tue. 7/6 URU/GHA vs. NED/BRA 2:30pm Capetown ESPN Wed. 7/7 ARG/GER vs. PAR/ESP 2:30pm Durban ESPN THIRD PLACE Sat. 7/10 (semifinal losers) 2:30pm Pt. Elizabeth ABC FINAL Sun. 7/11 (semifinal winners) 2:30pm Johannesburg (SC) ABC

I think it will happen. And I think Danny Devito will re-create it all in the big screen bio pic.

Agreed. A couple years ago, maybe. But with all the horny female teachers gettin’ it on lately, it’s truly a buyer’s market.

Sure. Really. Give the guy a chance to fully recover from his torn knee tendon. The Gooch you saw (briefly) in this WC is not the true Gooch. When fit, he is a top notch defender. I would also make the case for Benny Feilhaber if he stays healthy and can latch on somewhere where he can see good competition. Here's the #1 guy to look out for: Stuart Holden. He's 25 now. He has the skills, the touch, the vision, the creativity. This was not his year due to an already crowded midfield and the fact that he was coming off a broken ankle. He will be a big star by 2014.

Yes. Before he made the trip, he was actually quite a nice, cheery fellow. Then he hit the rush hour traffic on I285.

[standard disclaimer for all “deserted island” type questions: This are my choices today, at this moment. If you asked me yesterday or tomorrow, the results would be different.] Gerry Mulligan – Night Lights Television – Marquee Moon Meat Puppets II Slayer – Reign in Blood Tom Waits - Swordfishtrombones