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  1. Cugalabanza
    i win
  2. Cugalabanza
    Mathematically, theoretically, psychologically, philosophically and actually, me sitting in my chair looking at my shoes while the clock ticks from 12:42 to 12:43 could be considered time travel.
  3. Cugalabanza
    Maybe it's a little different in a christian band. Non-christian band members get the hot fan girls they hook up with to buy them meals.
  4. Cugalabanza
    Whatever. I'll tell you for the hundredth time: please refrain from addressing me with your cutesy little pet names. You're a good guy and all, but the truth is I just don't dig ya that way.
  5. Cugalabanza
    Don't worry. You have exactly the same amount of credibility here as you have ever had, or ever will.
  6. Cugalabanza
    Yeah, real good. Nice job. Apples. Remarkable. Keep up the good work.
  7. Cugalabanza
    Does anybody really know what time it is?
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    I have a solution to all these problems with travelling through space & time. If you want to visit alien civilizations, all you have to do is imagineer it!
  9. Cugalabanza
    We will not be able to have a conversation with anyone, but it's still possible that we could receive a transmission (millions of years old, sure) that would confirm intelligent life somewhere else. That is quite interesting, no?
  10. Cugalabanza
    I don't think the world is ready for impromptu ass toast performance art.
  11. Cugalabanza
    Did you check your left foot?
  12. Cugalabanza
    I think you better get some rest.
  13. Cugalabanza
    Little known fact about toast: It was invented by my great great great grandfather, Mortimer Alistair Starrzychkrystnczyk. He first introduced it as "Twice-Cooked Bread" at the 1865 World's Fair in Vienna.
  14. Cugalabanza
    It's never the ones you hope.
  15. Cugalabanza
    But I don't think he succeeded in completely removing himself from the gene pool yet. He could potentially still unleash some more funny business from those clown pants.
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    Have a great birthday, yooz guys!
  18. Cugalabanza
    I think, for the last one, it's... 1/4
  19. Cugalabanza
    But if I win this thread, then I WILL be somebody who matters, instead of a bum, which is what I am. It was you, Charlie!
  20. Cugalabanza
    You win.
  21. Cugalabanza
    Well, let's hear it! If you have an idea how to end this thing, we want to know what it is.
  22. Cugalabanza
    Whutsamatta? Gansta Kitty got your tongue?
  23. Cugalabanza
    If one man grabbing another man's muffin is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
  24. Cugalabanza
    I'm swinging by your office right now. Just open your window, scream, "GRINGO, HERE'S YOUR MUFFIN!" and throw it as hard as you can. Thanks!
  25. Cugalabanza
    Yeah, this is a good bunch of bastards. Happy Bastardly Birthday to you all!
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