Cugalabanza

Yes. The Bill starting offense will score a touchdown tonight on their first drive.

Lemme know...

Atlanta

Yup. After the preseason, I don't expect to get to watch any Bills games on my tv at home this year. All Sunday 1pm games = head to the bar. The good part is that the waitresses are pretty cute where I go. The bad part is the walk of shame out to my car after another shameful Bills effort, knowing I spent too much money and I have to go to work tomorrow.

I know. Where's the action? And what's with the piddly installments? Hey Dickens, make with the VERBS! Just kidding. Please tell us what happened to they key now, please.

If they're both more than 7 yards downfield, I will take it as a smashing sucess.

I watched a bunch of Jets games last year. The way I remember it was that Sanchez started off pretty good, then really bottomed out when defenses figured him out. True, he had some pretty terrible performances. But towards the end of the year and into the playoffs, I saw him step it up. To my eyes, he looked like a young QB finding his stride and making plays. His playoff stats (3 games): 41 of 68 (60.3%) 539 yards 7.9 yds/att 4 TD 2 INT 92.7 rating

Hmmm... I think I know what it is. I happen to know that Wawrow was considering getting calf implant surgery. I bet Mrs. Wawrow sewed bean bags into all his socks instead.

Shazaam!

The exact text of the next post in this thread will be my new sig line. And I will keep it until the Bills win a regular season game.

Absolutely! I'm kind of surprised it has taken this long.

Well said. I don't really get all the Sanchez bashing. No, I don't see him as a top 5 elite QB, but I don't see him as a liability like many seem to. As much as it sickens me to admit, I think he has shown some clutch ability and he has that leadership swagger thing down. He has a bright future.

I have a problem.

I think that's a really fantastic idea. However, you might want to look into how something like this might affect your American Idol eligibility.

Fair enough. Speaking of sig lines, I need a new one. Anbody want to write my new sig? I'll take any suggestions. Anything posted on this page of this thread is eligible.

You know, I thought this was gonna be a great day. The sun is shining, Nanker brought cupcakes, I had post #7,500 locked up. But then you come along with your fraudulent post-deleting and just poop all over the whole thing. Why? Why, sir, must you poop on my dreams?

You

7,500!!!

wait for it...

Man, I can't keep track of these Samoan players now days. I never even heard of this guy. Anyway, though, I totally agree with you. In an already insane league, the Raiders keep distinguishing themselves as even more crazy than everyone else.

Even in the evening?

Ostensibly

There's a puzzle I CAN solve.

I couldn't get it, so I looked it up. I found a hint that made me go AHA! Here's the hint: It's as easy as one, two, three

Might as well jump.