Cugalabanza

Does anybody have any ideas what you should do when this happens?

Correctamundo.

Ah yes, the versatility of a wide receiver / tight end.

This thread = worst spinoff since Joanie Loves Chachi.

I win

Good! I'm glad to see some strategy involved. Obviously, the result of a preseason game is meaningless, but I never agreed that you have to ignore game-planning completely. I mean, it's a very important aspect of the game... 1. Part of player evaluation (how well do they listen and understand their role within a given game plan?) 2. It's part of the routine each week during the regular season. Why not start getting used to that routine? 3. If you know your opponent wants to get to your QB, for example, you need to counter that somewhat or the only performances you will be able to evaluate are those of your punter and your medical staff.

Wow, Jim in Anchorage really hates this thread.

I realize we all want Beerball to come back, but how the hell is not having sex supposed to help?

Once again... Beer: the cause of and solution to all of life's problems.

To be fair... That is an argument for responsible consumerism--it does not follow that it is bad to use the drug. It is entirely possible for someone to grow a small supply at home and skip the bloodshed & torture. It is, after all, a naturally occuring plant. Personally, I like to alter my consciousness simply through booze and oblique thoughts, but I don't have any moral problems with the ganj. I might use it myself if it didn't tend to increase my overall anxiety. Also, I find it makes be stupider. And that's something I cannot afford!

I sure hope I never get hit by a car while jaywalking. How pedestrian!

I'm a starr. Always have been.

For a very very long time.

I guess I'll take over first place for a while...

This is a morning of a day.

I'm embarrassed to say I had to look him up. I'm thinking he could do a good job. I think the story of my life would work well as a kooky farce.

Hmmm... That's interesting. Even though we've never met, I've always gotten kind of a Jack Lemmon vibe from you.

For me, it would probably be Jeremy Sisto. I get that a lot. Or possibly Steven Weber. I've had a few people say I look like him too. Both of these guys are kind of douchey, so I wouldn't expect it to be a very good movie. If you went solely on personality, you'd have to find a combination of Woody Allen, Crispin Glover, Charlie Brown and Ernie from Sesame St.

Perhaps you are a Jiang Shi hopping Chinese zombie? Do you crave human flesh in addition to pancakes?

Isaunter

I was surprised to see such a crappy game from Reggie--he has impressed me in the past. Trent, not so much.

I watched that play over and over. There was something (before he threw the ball) in his body language, where he clearly just gave up on the play after his #1 option didn't work out... He sort of went limp--the message I took away was, "I don't really feel like being in the NFL because I don't have the heart for it." Then, after that brief moment of capitulation, he sort of half-assedly stepped away from the rusher tossed that sad little floater for the easy INT. I've seen enough. My personal verdict is that Trent Edwards sucks and will always suck.

With the Bills looking so sad, I'm going straight to the Jameson's.

If you happen to find yourself being chased through the woods by a machete-carrying homicidal freak, just know that it's because of that fornicating and/or drug-taking you did. Sinners!