Cugalabanza

Hmmm... I have to say, I'm not that impressed.

Nope. It's cinnamon raisin all the way over here.

Hello everyone. In honor of me being your Champion, I would like to make some toast.

I just can't get started. "The night was..."

I'm gonna say... Yes.

I heard on the radio some of Clemens' testimony replayed. The part where he's going on about, "If I'm guilty of anything, it's being too nice of a guy..." What a total crotch eating ass monkey. I always thought of him as a dick and now I know I was right. Arrogance like this is unbelievable. I hope he gets serious jail time. Douchecock!

I think you should ask your boss for a raise. Better yet, demand it. Threaten to quit if you don't get at least a 20% bump.

He is, almost literally, pissing his life away.

It's possible that he's getting Cluster Headaches. These are related to migraine (vascular origin), but they come on more quickly, are more intensely painful and are more common among men. The onset of a classic migraine is more gradual--I don't think it would typically just make a guy collapse to the ground. More likely he would start to feel weird and then want to go lay down somewhere dark. But who knows?

Hmmm... kinda choppy, but I guess it will do for a first verse. You're gonna need a kick-ass guitar riff to make it work. Also, I'd throw in a chorus that explains how love did all this to you or that some sort of temptress woman put a spell on you with her sexy wiles.

Aug. 31 - cut to 75 Sep. 4 - cut to 53

Would you say it's urgent urgent urgent urgent urgent, emergency? If you're really that hot blooded about it, maybe you should check it and see. You could have a fever of a hundred and three.

As painful as it may be to talk about, it's something that we cannot simply allow to fade quietly into the past to be forgotten forever. For the sake of our children and grandchildren, we have to do all we can to make sure that we do not repeat the catastrophic mistakes of our past. Please, we have to be vigilant. Make a commitment today, in your community, to foster awareness so that the world does not ever again have to experience another Foreigner. Thank you.

Does anybody have any ideas what you should do when this happens?

Correctamundo.

Ah yes, the versatility of a wide receiver / tight end.

This thread = worst spinoff since Joanie Loves Chachi.

I win

Good! I'm glad to see some strategy involved. Obviously, the result of a preseason game is meaningless, but I never agreed that you have to ignore game-planning completely. I mean, it's a very important aspect of the game... 1. Part of player evaluation (how well do they listen and understand their role within a given game plan?) 2. It's part of the routine each week during the regular season. Why not start getting used to that routine? 3. If you know your opponent wants to get to your QB, for example, you need to counter that somewhat or the only performances you will be able to evaluate are those of your punter and your medical staff.

Wow, Jim in Anchorage really hates this thread.

I realize we all want Beerball to come back, but how the hell is not having sex supposed to help?

Once again... Beer: the cause of and solution to all of life's problems.

To be fair... That is an argument for responsible consumerism--it does not follow that it is bad to use the drug. It is entirely possible for someone to grow a small supply at home and skip the bloodshed & torture. It is, after all, a naturally occuring plant. Personally, I like to alter my consciousness simply through booze and oblique thoughts, but I don't have any moral problems with the ganj. I might use it myself if it didn't tend to increase my overall anxiety. Also, I find it makes be stupider. And that's something I cannot afford!

I sure hope I never get hit by a car while jaywalking. How pedestrian!