Cugalabanza

What would have to happen? Friday. That's all it ever takes. I'm an incurable shmuck. I'm blinded by my own masochism.

I was told I couldn't take it off, so I've just been Febreze-ing down there every other day or so. Maybe my world view is sort of suffering a little bit as a result. I'm getting a little steamy in the ol' banana hammock you might say. Goddammit, Chan Gailey! I was promised more creativity on offense! a Ten -ing years of this

Ok, I've thought about this a lot and I've decided that the worst band to ever enjoy mainstream success is... Kansas

I just figured out the meaning of life and the answer to all the questions about the origin and purpose of the universe. But it's pretty disappointing, so I don't think I'll share it.

As a pessimist, if I had to guess what fresh, unique hell this season will bring, it would be this: Bills offense continues to sputter through the first 6 games or so and the defense fights bravely, but the losses pile up. But then, in the middle and towards the end of the season, the offensive line begins to find its legs and they string a few wins together. The D is forcing turnovers and even our QB (maybe it's still Trent, maybe not) starts to look decent. Maybe we even see a [gasp!] 300 yard passing performance with a couple TD's. They miss the playoffs, but look very strong at the end of the year and finally hopes are high! And then there's no football next year.

I'm sorry to hear about all your bad breaks. I can't really offer any more advice that what has been posted here already. But I do know what it's like when it feels that life is kicking you when you're down. I've been there where it feels like your confidence and self esteem are scraping the bottom of the barrel. I'll just say that it is worthwhile to ride out the tough patches. I hope things start looking up for you very soon. gringo

Ha ha ha!

I said I'd keep this asinine sig line until the Bills win a regular season game. It might be a while.

Awesome! Thank you, Senator. Kinda makes me wanna shop for a Talley jersey.

Yes, but only for a little while. As soon as you hit 1,801, the deal's off.

Come on you guys. Stop screwing around. I'm the winner of this thing. Don't try to delay the inevitable.

I'm with ya on that one! And their inexplicable success spawned a whole genre full of soulless, bright-sounding pseudo-punk.

1,800 gets you Jack! But 2,000 gets you Steely Dan!

Congratulations! 200 posts makes you eligible for second place in this thread!

There have been a lot of posts in this thread, but this is the only one that counts.

I did it.

I think I'm gonna do this.

Every time I hear someone put forth this "lose now, win later" theory, I get a little angry. Makes no sense to me. Even if it were true (which it isn't), how would you go about executing the plan? No one involved in the organization, from ball boy to owner, could possibly function with this goal in mind. You're where you are because you want to win. That's what you do, you play to win! Period.

But of course Sparano knows that Gailey knows that Sparano is expecting the Wildcat. Fortunately, Gailey has anticipated this.

Objection: assumes facts not in evidence.

Don't do it. It's a trap!

This is the stupidest thing since the USB toaster.

I doubt it. Nobody is willing to get up that early in the morning to begin all the complicated and laborious preparations.

I'm ready to admit this too. I liked their early stuff and the De Stijl album I thought was awesome. Ever since, they have been on a steady decline. Their sound just gets very stale in my opinion. Oh, and it's Jack White. I often make the same mistake myself.