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I honestly don't know. For the answer to that, we'd have to see the transcript from Chan Gailey's late night hunched-over, head-in-hands mumble-to-himself sessions. I imagine it's something along the lines of, "Oh, sweet Jesus, what have I got myself into. No talent, no effort. I've made a terrible mistake!" In that vein.

That's the benefit of drinking the good stuff! "Sad to drinking to perplexed in 30 seconds!" Jameson should take that as their new slogan!

I don't put no damn bag over my head for nuthin'! I'm a Bills fan. Anybody doesn't like it, they can go take a flying !@#$ at a rolling donut!

Not directly. For me, it's a shot at all the crappy elements of my life which prevent me from getting everything I want. So, I guess you could say Ralph is included in that.

No, it's not possible. These players and coaches are working for their lives. It's the highest level of sports. There's no such thing as tanking it. The idea of lose-on-purpose-now to get-draft-picks-later thing is a myth!

Yes. I haven't listened to them in a while though. Maybe it's time to revisit. I didn't know they were still performing.

But we do not ever give up, the true fans. That is all.

Truly and seriously though... Mead, I hope your Mom is doing well.

Also: I just noticed that the two reviews on IMdB are lame. They both refer to the movie as "sad." That's not the feeling I got from it at all. I thought it was a totally life-affirming story of a kick-ass old bastard who went through a bunch of difficult stuff and then decided to get some joy from life.

Highly recommended. I just watched it. It's playing again on Sundance tonight at 12:25. Worth a recording. Really fun story about this old rogue Texan who started robbing banks in his 80's. Maybe I've had too much wine, but I found myself saying "rock on, you magnificent bastard!" EDIT: D'oh! I can't figure out how to edit the thread title. It's called This is Not a Robbery.

Dammit, I meant to record it but forgot. I can't believe that people actually were debating whether or not the whole thing was an act. I can't believe Roger Ebert, for example, reviewed the movie as if it were a true documentary. What a squarehead.

Granted. They are spectacular (and I've never even used the word spectacular before). I still say it is more accurate to refer to her in all instances as Katy Perry's Boobs. Actually, the most appropriate name would be Katy Perry('s boobs).

I think Katy Perry should change her name to Katy Perry's Boobs. Because, honestly, there is no other aspect of her being that is worthy of mentioning.

Speaking of Arsenio Hall, I saw him on tv recently shilling for one of those Get Cash Now! scams. Best work he's done since Coming to America.

I bet you can get a really great hooker for 10 grand. I would totally do that if I were filthy rich. Especially if I found myself married to Stimpy's friend Ren.

By the way, DirecTV is a horrible, soulless company run by evil morons. They are sons of motherless goats. They should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell. I hereby put a curse on them: May they develop super-sensitive taste buds on their rectums and insatiable appetites for canned chili.

These embedded YouTube clips are making my thread-viewing experience less tidy.

Tell me about it. A real man watches football. Buncha men running around in tights on a field tackling each other.

Yes, already paid in full. CC grievance is one way I'm prepared to go. Before that, I'll calmly make a nuisance of myself to their customer service and whatever supervisors and try to appeal to the notion of fairness. If DTV still flatly refuses to help me, I'll go after them in other ways. Also, I will spread the word of their terrible policies and services to all who will listen.

I spoke to DTV about the problems I've been having. (Getting this "Stream Not Available" error for long periods of time) They admitted that the problem is their fault. They say they "have technicians working diligently on the problem, but cannot say with certainty if or when the problem will be fixed." So I asked them if they are willing to give any refund (partial if I stick with it or total if I want to cancel). They give me a very firm NO... at this time there are no refunds being given at all. It is DTV's policy (since I'm not a subscriber of their satellite service) not to make any changes, cancellations or refunds to my account after a certain date. Quite upset and disappointed in the shockingly awful service. I know that this is the norm more than the exception these days for companies to treat customers like this, but I consider it unacceptable. DTV =

That game was just pure enjoyment the whole way through. I remember saying to the football gods, "Oh thank you for this gift you have given us! This makes it all worthwhile. I don't even mind if the Bills fall apart after this and don't even make the playoffs. I won't care if the Patriots turn it around and somehow reverse the result of this game in the season finale and then go on to win the superbowl!" I guess I got a little carried away. Sorry.

Crush the *patsies!

This banana hammock is making me ornery.

Yes it is! The part I remember hating the most was when Will Smith climbs into the alien spacecraft and just starts flying it. You know, because he's a pilot.

I'm not sure how much I'll read into it if the Bills do win, but I'll take it! A win always feels better than a loss. And with the patsies*, multiply that by 10. And in their house, multiply that by 10 again.