Please understand that I use "dumbass" as a term of endearment. Of course, it's important to also know that I use terms of endearment as vicious insults.
Ok, sweetheart? Alrighty then.
I have to admit, Prince was pretty damn impressive.
(He's such a weird little creature, when the rain started coming down hard, I half expected him shrivel up and scream, "I'm melting...what a world, what a world..."
Black Eyed Peas = the band you call when you can't book the band you really want because they'll do anything
Black Eyed Peas = "we'll do anything"
Black Eyed Peas = the most overexposed band in the world that nobody likes
Black Eyed Peas = Nickleback
I recently wrote an article entitled "How I Got Tricked Into Wearing a Banana Hammock for Over Three Months, and Other Buffalo Bills Debauchery." Anybody who does not believe that these banana hammock related catastrophes really happened to me should check out the following:
irrefutible proof