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Chinese Scientists Clone a Monkey
Cugalabanza replied to Fadingpain's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Unrelated, but it just struck me that this would be a very good porn pseudonym This of course would be Gugny’s porn name -
The secret to living a long and healthy life is...
Cugalabanza replied to \GoBillsInDallas/'s topic in Off the Wall Archives
This is very good news for me. -
Honestly, my position is not very well thought out. I just can’t stand the rich brat. I hugely resent that this idiot entitled son in law piece of crap has all this supposed influence (ostensibly at least) in our government and nobody’s allowed to ask the boy wonder any questions and whatever he’s working on is none of our business for some reason. plus, I trust my instincts here. He’s a douche.
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I'm convinced now these !@#$s just don't want to do their jobs. It's more fun for them to just make accusations against the other side and then counter-accusations and call for more investigations. That's the real scandal, not that it's a surprise to anyone: Our legislators are lazy, foot-dragging, feces-throwing, vindictive idealogue !@#$s. We just have to come up with a catchy name for this scandal. Let's see...I don't know... "Investi-GATE!"
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Trump's leadership team
Cugalabanza replied to Benjamin Franklin's topic in Politics, Polls, and Pundits
Apologies for the lame joke. It’s a little bit selfish & irrational, my hatred for Jared. I can’t help it. I just put all my political frustration in that place. And he’s such a colossal douche—it works for me as comedy relief. So, there ya go, bruh. You’re welcome. -
Trump's leadership team
Cugalabanza replied to Benjamin Franklin's topic in Politics, Polls, and Pundits
Breaking News! Jared Kushner cleared of all wrong-doing in Mueller investigation. Investigators could not find any incriminating evidence whatsoever on Kushner's computer. -
You may be right. I don’t know. Although I doubt it will play out exactly according to the ultimate perfect fantasy Republicans are drooling over right now. I mean, Devin Nunes? Really? And they have this beautiful checkmate all lined up and Trump is thinking *MAYBE* he’ll de-classify the golden memo? Doesn’t scream legit to me.
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Trump's leadership team
Cugalabanza replied to Benjamin Franklin's topic in Politics, Polls, and Pundits
Yo Trump so classy... (I hope this becomes a thing) Yo Trump so classy… he got a college named after him, and steaks & vodka & **** -
All the shutdown talk makes this run through my head: It's alright if you love me It's alright if you don't I'm not afraid of you runnin' away Honey, I get the feelin', you won't There is no sense in pretendin' Your eyes give you away Somethin' inside you is feelin' like I do We've said all there is to say Shutdown, honey go ahead and give it to me, Shutdown, honey take me tonight, Shutdown, I'm standin' hear can't you see, Shutdown, it's all right, it's all right, (You're welcome, DC Tom)
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Little known fact about the previous poster
Cugalabanza replied to Fadingpain's topic in Off the Wall Archives
J'mo is the John Gruden of scouting bj skills. He's really a huge fan of the whole business and thinks everybody's just doing a terrific job. -
Euphemism Thread: "Getting Handy" Edition
Cugalabanza replied to 145B4IDIE's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Over in PPP, they refer to it, with great enthusiasm, as "releasing the memo." -
NASA can't be racist because if it were, it would get praised a lot more by the current Pres, Fox News and PPP.
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Little known fact about the previous poster
Cugalabanza replied to Fadingpain's topic in Off the Wall Archives
^Responsible for stealing my childhood area code away from the whole greater Rochester area.