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I think letting Drury and Briere walk was a mistake and it set the team back for a couple years. About now they are beginning to build something good again. Next year should be a big step forward.

It’s funny, I was just asked this exact same question at a job interview. I’ll tell you the same thing I told that assistant manager at Arby’s: If you are pure of heart, the underpants gnomes cannot harm you. The only ones who should fear the underpants gnomes are those who have dirty thoughts. So, in short, yes. They do in fact steal all of my underpants and adult diapers. It's very frustrating for me.

No, I think there has been some confusion on this issue. I do not wear adult diapers. I do not need to because I have complete control over my bowel and bladder functions. I think spontaneity is a wonderful attribute, but it has its place. That place is in lively conversation, not within the confines of a healthy adult’s underpants.

No, pretty much all the time.

Ah, you’re trying to trick me up. Like I’m supposed to say No, I didn’t forget to put my panties on... Sort of like, “when did you stop beating your wife?” The truth is I wear grown up mens underwear under regular mens pants, thank you very much. It’s just that this mango passionfruit coolatta gave me a little chill. That’s all.

Oh, hi everyone. Is it just me or is it a little drafty in here?

I think they could probably get Kaepernick in the 3rd round.

That's fine. I already know he doesn't like me.

A Homeless Man's Funeral As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the Kentucky back country. As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and, being a typical man, I didn't stop for directions. I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch. I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late. I went to the side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. I didn't know what else to do, so I started to play. The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. I played like I've never played before for this homeless man. And as I played 'Amazing Grace,' the workers began to weep. They wept, I wept, we all wept together. When I finished I packed up my bagpipes and started for my car. Though my head hung low, my heart was full. As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, "I never seen nothin' like that before and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years." Apparently I'm still lost.... it's a man thing.

Go Sabres!

Yeah, that's just great. Because the words “BuffaloBill” are so synonymous with excellence. Thank you. NEXT...

So, is game 7 going to be on Versus?

You know, this daycare business is extremely expensive. I'm thinking about auctioning off the naming rights to the highest bidder. Depending on the price I get, you could get get total naming freedom, or it might be something like "jboys62 Presents: Li'l Gringo." But anyway, YES. I'm open to all suggestions. We were talking about worst/funniest baby name ideas with some friends and there were some pretty good ones. I think the funniest one was "Pakistanley."

That part's gonna be a surprise. I'm getting pretty anxious to meet this person.

Yup, thanks. All is looking good for a July arrival.

Wow! Thanks for the heads-up!

Rarely is the question asked, "is our children Bills fans?"

Good point... dismissed!

I've just read through this entire thread again and a lot of you people make a lot of very good and interesting points. However, I disagree with all of them.

Stormy and dismal here. At least the weather's nice though.

Exactly! Go Sabres! It's gonna take some to win this one. (by the way, nice alliteration)

Man, that was close! Bill almost held the lead for a full 24 hours. That would have automatically advanced him to the Last Post final round and we would have had to pay him a $5,000 bonus. Good thing I blocked it.

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