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Wow!!! I missed this announcement somehow. This is very very exciting. I think this is an awesome move. Really looking forward to how things develop in the next couple years and into WC 2014. Nice work, AJ! You finally got someone to listen to you.

Thanks, Fitzbeardy! I love these reports.

Why am I soft in the middle when the rest of my life is so hard?

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Future High School Geography Test Question... What environmental factor is most responsible for the painful ignorance of American students? A. Vast mountain ranges prevent adequate flow of oxygen to suburban communities B. Cool, attractive male students unable to concentrate due to being constantly seduced by female teachers made exessively horny by overload of microwave signals from cellphone towers C. Gravity literally causes the knowledge to fall down into Mexico D. Our country is just too big and has too many states. There’s no way anybody could remember all that stuff Correct answer: B

No puedo. No como carne.

I'm hungry.

"Pique-a-boo!"

That settles it. I am not going to kiss you.

I'll take a stromboli please also.

I was unable to find any current info on DirecTV's website about this year's Sunday Ticket To Go service, so I emailed them. Here's the response I got... For your reference, non-DIRECTV customers can get NFL Sunday Ticket on their PC/Mac and mobile phone if they can't get DIRECTV at their current address. Please note that updates for 2011 season will be available closer to the start of the season. Please stay tuned and visit DIRECTV.com/sundayticketspecial for more information.

Thanks for the link. I’m starting to feel that excitement in my bones again. Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.

Yeah, right. Like I'm just gonna give it away?

I guess I didn't realize walnuts were that good for you. I'm gonna ask my doctor to write me a prescription for some.

Don't forget the wormhole coupler/adapter.

She's doin' great. I just added a profile pic of her. If she seems a little upset, it's because I just told her about how we'll be watching all the Bills games together.

I am exhausted. I would love to be able to take a nap right now.

Happy belated Birthday, Jack! You're one of the good ones. (By "ones" I of course mean dirty no good SOB's, but of those ones, you're definitely one of the best!) Cheers!

I got the Sunday Ticket To Go last year. It’s overpriced. The picture quality is poor. It cuts out on you sometimes right in the middle of the game for several minutes at a time. There were several games where they didn’t have the links set up properly at game time, so I’d miss kickoff and sometimes even a good chunk of the first quarter. When I called their customer service for help, I was told there was nothing they could do about it and that their policy is to give absolutely no refunds or discounts at all. And I’ll probably get it again this year.

That's the wackest rap I've heard since Vanilla Ice. You call yourself an MC? Ridiculous.

I'm so sorry to hear. My sincere condolences.

Yes

I can't go to reunions for the simple reason that I'm terrified of people. When that day comes, please please capture it on video.

Julie Foudy's no DC Tom. She made similar mistakes in other games she called. By the way, the thinking with the two 15 minute mini-halves is to have the teams switch sides to balance out any weather advantage (sun or wind). I admit, it's kind of silly, but that's the rationale.